South African show off thread!

Great dicks everyone. But I have a question, I'm writing a book (yes I know sorry, bit offtopic) and there are south africans in it, but I don't really know what you guys would say. If anyone could please help me he can send a mail to: bob_smolders_2@hotmail.com.

There are only a few lines but it would be very nice if you could help me :)

Greetings