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Zardoz: The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth... and kill!
 

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AboutAverage said:
Zardoz: The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth... and kill!

AboutAverage, can you unknow what you know of me? :eek:

From my "sent items" PM folder: CLICK HERE
 

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alex8 said:
AboutAverage, can you unknow what you know of me? :eek:

From my "sent items" PM folder: CLICK HERE
:eek: That's crazy!

Although, before I read this thread I'd never heard of this movie before (said quote was lifted of it's wikipedia entry - I thought it was too good to pass up! :biggrin1:), I kinda want to see it now...
 

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COLJohn said:
Another troll with the lifespan of a cicada. I missed the fun.:rolleyes:

I didn't even have the time to test my new "flatu-later" anti-troll gaseous warfare device.:mad:
 

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alex8 said:
AboutAverage, can you unknow what you know of me? :eek:

From my "sent items" PM folder: CLICK HERE
Now I HAVE to send that to a fellow I used to work with nicknamed “happy Dave” for his not very cheerful disposition and hatred of humanity in general. He will probably die laughing (and for once, happy.)
 

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AboutAverage said:
Zardoz: The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth... and kill!

Have pity. Last night "Zardoz" happened to be on FMC late-night, and curiousity got the best of me - for 5 minutes. It ranks right up there with "Ishtar" and "Gigli" as the biggest stank-bombs of all time. Dreadful, I say! Poor Sean Connery must have been in a bad way if he felt the need to be in that cellulose footage!! I dare not call it a "film" or "motion picture".....
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Pray there's no chance of a sequel....
 

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Hatched69 said:
Have pity. Last night "Zardoz" happened to be on FMC late-night, and curiousity got the best of me - for 5 minutes. It ranks right up there with "Ishtar" and "Gigli" as the biggest stank-bombs of all time. Dreadful, I say! Poor Sean Connery must have been in a bad way if he felt the need to be in that cellulose footage!! I dare not call it a "film" or "motion picture".....
:34:

Pray there's no chance of a sequel....

If anyone even alludes to a comparison to Gigli i immediately file the subject movie under "unwatchable." I'm surprised you lasted 5 minutes. I could only stand about 2 minutes of Gigli.
 

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joyboytoy79 said:
If anyone even alludes to a comparison to Gigli i immediately file the subject movie under "unwatchable." I'm surprised you lasted 5 minutes. I could only stand about 2 minutes of Gigli.

I guess I was a sucker for punishment... I was just channel-surfing and saw the title, then thought of our former troll's name. Curiousity got the best of me, unfortunately. The cheesy sound effects and god-awful script made the thought of solitary confinement in Ft. Leavenworth seem pleasant....
I have had to endure worse, I'm afraid. There's been some pretty horrible "musicians" come into (and right back out of) my studio. I've heard cats fuck with more harmony. (credit to "Dice" Clay for that line of truth.)
 

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Ummmm.... that's your boy Spladle a.k.a. Madam X a.k.a. Mrs. Donna Goldstein of New York.

Actually Mrs. Donna Goldstein was a poster who most commonly used the name "cricketsliar," as well as "barbarluna" and a few other minor ones. He had a fetish about interracial sex and also seemed to enjoy arguments about it.
 

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Actually Mrs. Donna Goldstein was a poster who most commonly used the name "cricketsliar," as well as "barbarluna" and a few other minor ones. He had a fetish about interracial sex and also seemed to enjoy arguments about it.

I'm looking to link w/DEE BLACK THORNE, MRS. DONNA, and Spatalagelo. Are they still here?
 
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The names you requested I have not seen in years. Of all those in this thread, only Freddie53 and Dreamer 20 remain active. One other is active but in a new incarnation.

Funny thread featuring a great bunch of posters. Nice trip back to a fun time at LPSG.