panama992: Did you ever wear spandex shorts in public with nothing over them? I lived in Beacon Hill (Boston) for a summer and one day I was feeling quite the exhibitionist and decided to go jogging with a t-shirt that hung a little below my waist and black spandex shorts. Mr. Happy was hanging down the leg as it was quite a humid evening, everything was hangin' pretty low. I left my building and I was walking along the sidewalk when I noticed a guy and some college co-ed walking up the hill; they were not together. I suddenly became a little bit shy as I did not normally do this sort of thing and felt a little uncomfortable because there was very little left to the imagination. It appeared that the two of them were going to round the corner and approach me head-on along the sidewalk so I decided to vear off between the parked cars and walk along the street. Well, the guy continued on the sidewalk but the girl changed her course and started approaching me on the street. I focused my eyes elsewhere until I was a just a few seconds away from her and and noticed her fully concentrated gaze on my package. Her big brown eyes were completely fixated; she did not even try to hide it. I felt like I was totally being sized-up. I practically had to sidestep her to avoid her from walking into me. Needless to say, it was a hot day, my unit was mostly hard, my balls were hanging low down my leg and the spandex was saran-wrap tight; I am sure she could have described the episode afterwards in glorious detail. Nothing happened with the girl but this got me so worked up that I could not longer go for a jog in my current condition so I went back home, changed clothes and went to my girlfriends in next door Charles River Park. She never knew what hit her. Has anyone else worn spandex in public?