Spanish lessons

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  1. B_Lightkeeper

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    Tonight while eating in a Mexican restaurant, there was this gorgeous guy that came in with his date and sat across from me. They were speaking Spanish to each other and he kept looking my way. I was also looking his way but trying to be discreet.

    I'd like to learn how to say the following in Spanish.

    How big is your cock?

    Can I suck your dick?

    Are you gay, bi or straight?

    Can I buy you a beer?

    Thanks...and gracias.
     
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    In order:

    ¿Qué tan grande es tu pene? (ke tan grand-es tu pEnE?)
    ¿Puedo chupar tu pene? (PooEdo shupAr tu pEnE?)
    ¿Eres gay, bi o hetero? (Er es gay, bee o Etero?)
    ¿Te puedo invitar una cerveza? (TE pooEdo invit-are un a cErvEza?)

    Of course I am using words that are polite, because, you know, Spanish is such a rich language and we have too many ways to say one thing, not the mention the aprox. 300 ways to call a penis.

    Lol, enjoy and have funwith all Mexicans you want, we are willing to have sex with almost anybody.

    HUGS FROM CENTRAL MEXICO
     
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    LOL! I'm of Mexican descent and growing up the two funniest slang words to me were chora for dick and choncho for pussy.:biggrin:
     
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    verga, pito, mandarria, palo, chile, chorizo, pinga, chostumo, garrote, puro, ñonga, pedazo, popote, salchicha, manguera, esta.

    those are the most common words to call a penis in Mexico, slang or pun words of course.
     
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    I like the Puerto Rican version : BICHO

    That just sounds so hot!! Pinga sounds good too!!
     
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    Thanks guys! The only words I knew before was Spanish rice, Spanish Flea , amigo, adios. :wink:
     
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    Say

    "hola, como estas?" (ola como estás?) = hi, how are you?
    cómo te llamas? (como te yamas)= what's your name?

    that would be nicer before asking "Can I suck your dick?"
     
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