Spanking myself

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  1. dudepiston

    dudepiston New Member

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    I've recently learned I enjoy spanking myself when I masturbate. Is this a problem? It this a 'gateway behavior' to much weirder stuff? Does this mean I'm now officially into M&M?

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    If you're already spanking the monkey, why not give the buttocks a good thrashing as well? :rolleyes:

    It's perfectly acceptable behavior, and nuns have been doing it for centuries.

    I would also recommend that you consider showing it off as a 'party trick' at a family gathering. :cool:
     
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    Yeah I guess. I mean, honestly, I guess if I hit myself or spanked my own ass, nobody would really necessarily notice, right? :)



     
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    Just do it while the family is gathered round the Christmas tree, and they'll think it's a novel rendition of "Jingle Balls". :rolleyes:
     
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    Or maybe Deck the Balls, or Dong Dong Merrily Down Low, or Gawd Rest You Blue-balled Gentlemen, or I Came Upon the Midnight Clear, or O Come O Come Dude Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiston, or the Wanking Song.
    Carry on, DP.​
    I anticipate a good Christmas for you, full of joy and cheer.

    (If you do turn weird, sure, you did this ... but you also ate peanut butter.)
     
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    some say its kinky.. i say its only kinky the first time !!
     
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    I like peanut butter in my M&M's.:wiggle::wave2:
     
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    Fixed that for you, dreamy one. :cool:
     
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    Where can I purchase this 'penis butter' and is it nice on christmas pudding?
     
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    No, you need some Randy Butter for a Christmas Pudding. :rolleyes:
     
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    As a sensible reply (god I'm boring) no problem at all. Really, honestly, it's whatever gets you off as long as it's not illegal mate.
     
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    No. But sitting down will become a problem.:chairfall:

    Rubi and Alex start rewriting those Christams Carols. The dude and I will make up a batch of penis butter for the Christmas pudding. :spankme:


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    I don't think penis butter & pudding go well together. That's a bit....kinky...for me. =)

    As for re-writing the carols, that's either hilarious (keep it up) or a sacrelige, not sure which. Maybe Rubi & Alex need spanked.

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    You could always start with 'Oh cum all ye faithful' ! :biggrin1:
     
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    I think you should spank yourself, too, for that one, buddy. :cool:


     
  16. DC_DEEP

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    I will gladly volunteer to spank and educate you! I have the credentials.

    Now, for all our UK friends: I have contributed generously to the Spanner Trust (actually good friends with one of the defendants involved in that lawsuit) and I was wondering, does spanking oneself set one up for legal prosecution, the same way consensual sadomasochism does?
     
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    How about "A Lay in a Manger?"
     
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    Oh, I love M&M's especially the peanut ones!:wink:
     
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