It's winter here so wearing gloves to clean off the car and grip the cold steering wheel are a must. Last night, crossing hand over hand to make a turn the velcro at the wrists of my gloves locked my hands together. Spaz attack! It got me to thinking of other boneheaded things that happen. Like sticking a fudgescicle in my mouth and having my lips freeze to it. Dumb. I freed my bottom lip with my tongue but had to wait about three minutes for thawing to release my upper lip. Another recent spaz event involves my cat. She has a floor to ceiling pole with platforms at various heights which she likes to sleep on and is in the habit of leaping from the top to the arm of the sofa. A few days ago I was reaching for something, heard her claws scrabbling and looked up to see her airborne heading directly for me. I assume the scrabbling was for purchase when she saw me in the way but it didn't work. She collided with the side of my face. Stunned us both. The new rule is to look everywhere for cat before doing anything. I'm really hoping the rest of you have similar stories to share so that I'll know I'm not alone in momentary loss of brain function.