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HazelGod

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Snoozan has fantastic tits.

They are full, firm, and yet soft...just as a real girl's tits should be. All should bow before her womanly perfection...for they are not worthy. That is all.
 

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Snoozie was the first person I ever sent a PM to at LPSG.

I am so the fan...like you don't know.
 

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Snoozan has fantastic tits.

They are full, firm, and yet soft...just as a real girl's tits should be. All should bow before her womanly perfection...for they are not worthy. That is all.

Dear God. Thank you.

So, how do we all share in on this?

1. Drive to my hometown
2. Get me all liquored up on pink girly drinks served by an impossibly cute Russian waitress
3. Be hot an personable.

After that it's pretty much a guarantee you'll get to cop a feel.

I suppose I should just slink off and cry then!

Honey, mine don't hold a candle to yours. You're a goddess.

Snoozie was the first person I ever sent a PM to at LPSG.

I am so the fan...like you don't know.

Yes, yes, but this isn't about me, it's about my tits. I can't believe you like me for my intellect. :tongue:
 

HazelGod

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I suppose I should just slink off and cry then!

Slink over this way, love...I'll give you something to cry about... :wink:

By the by, the authorities here at the Baltimore airport would like a word with you about your new avatar and the obscene effect it's having on my pants.

Dear God. Thank you.

Oh, no, no...thank you!


1. Drive to my hometown

Check.

2. Get me all liquored up on pink girly drinks served by an impossibly cute Russian waitress

Check! Check! Check! Check! Check!
(good god, she was yummy...between her and the two of you, it's a wonder my eyes are still in my head!)

3. Be hot an personable.

Meh, I clean up OK...you were just inebriated. :tongue: