Speedo Stretcher

[B_IanTheTall]

I'm trying to decide if this is a compliment or an insult.

I heard a girl say it to her girl friend as I walked past them, after swimming laps, at the rec center. They both giggled, after she said, " Did you see that speedo stretcher?" I took it as a compliment, but later that day, I used it myself and now I'm conflicted about it.

 

[ledroit]

I'm trying to decide if this is a compliment or an insult.

I heard a girl say it to her girl friend as I walked past them, after swimming laps, at the rec center. They both giggled, after she said, " Did you see that speedo stretcher?" I took it as a compliment, but later that day, I used it myself and now I'm conflicted about it.

what else did you have in your speedo?

 

[B_IanTheTall]

what else did you have in your speedo?

A soft baseball bat and two grade 'A' eggs. Why?

 

[musicman]

That's probably the same issue that women face when men objectify them and say "hey, did you see that D cup?"

 

[mindseye]

Be proud they meant your cock and not your ass.

 

[CUBE]

They enjoyed seeing a man with a very large cock...it is not common to find a man as endowed as you. Enjoy the look...many enjoy seeing your physique

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I'm trying to decide if this is a compliment or an insult.

I heard a girl say it to her girl friend as I walked past them, after swimming laps, at the rec center. They both giggled, after she said, " Did you see that speedo stretcher?" I took it as a compliment, but later that day, I used it myself and now I'm conflicted about it.

Need some love today? I'll start my stretching exercises...

Seriously, sounds like a compliment. If they said "look at that cameltoe"...

 

[SpeedoGuy]

Be proud they meant your cock and not your ass.

:biggrin1:

I once heard that the way to impress onlookers at the beach was to put a potato in your speedo. The front of the speedo, not the back.

 

[avalonjim]

Honey you can stretch my speeods anytime... in fact I think you just did!!

 

[reallyhot]

Let's see a pic of that speedo stretched!:smile:

 

[stephenhad]

I'm trying to decide if this is a compliment or an insult.

I heard a girl say it to her girl friend as I walked past them, after swimming laps, at the rec center. They both giggled, after she said, " Did you see that speedo stretcher?" I took it as a compliment, but later that day, I used it myself and now I'm conflicted about it.

If your profile pic is anything to go by I don't wonder you attracted some attention in a pair of Speedo's. I'm just jealous of the two girls because they saw it and I didn't!

 

[CuriousGuy]

I'm trying to decide if this is a compliment or an insult.

Definitely a compliment, Ian.......that speedo didn't stand a chance!:tongue:

 

[tygrrr]

Why conflicted? - That was most definitely a compliment.
Sport your speedos and your soft baseball bat and those grade 'A' eggs with pride. :wink:

 

[fliegles]

Honey you can stretch my speeods anytime... in fact I think you just did!!

Thanks Avalonjim:wink: finally a reply making light of this situation. When did men get so dead-on serious about how they look and fear of offending? Unless you are grossly overweight (and if you are working out, what else would you wear) no one should give a damn what you wear at the pool!! So long are your aren't taking your dick out and shaking it at women or children, it is NOBODIES GOD DAMN BUSINESS!
What on earth is wrong with a well built man wearing revealing clothing? Women have been doing it for decades. Is this where Jerry Fartsmell and the religious right have landed us?:biggrin1:

 

[nudeyorker]

I'd say it was a commpliment, Nice Pics!

 

[titan1968]

Those are my sentiments exactly. :smile:

If your profile pic is anything to go by I don't wonder you attracted some attention in a pair of Speedo's. I'm just jealous of the two girls because they saw it and I didn't!

Ian, you have good genes and take care of yourself, so don't be afraid to show that hot body of yours. It was most definitely a compliment-- they said something good about you and were impressed by your physique. Generally, negative comments are kept to oneself.

Like fliegles said, you did nothing wrong.

 

[68306]

Hey, at least you were approachable enough to hear them...

 

[LeeEJ]

What on earth is wrong with a well built man wearing revealing clothing? Women have been doing it for decades. Is this where Jerry Fartsmell and the religious right have landed us?:biggrin1:

Yup. It sucks. Women are even wearing more fabric these days.

I'll be taking a trip overseas shortly, and I've been told that we'll visit some hot baths. I was advised to bring some swimwear, and I jokingly asked, "Speedo? Thong??" I was told to being a Speedo if I wanted to fit in, and a thong if I wanted to "be sexy" -- plus, some people don't wear any clothing anyway.

I haven't been swimming in small, snug swimwear since junior high swim class! It'll be so great to NOT have to wear multilayered trunks that feel like a parka around my waist (although they're fun since they can simulate farting by releasing pockets of trapped air.. lol).

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

It depends on how it's done Ian. A compliment is one thing but you may be feeling a little bit of degradation. You are young, fit, have nice body but no self-respecting person likes to be viewed as less than a human. You can still treat someone with dignity and compliment them. Flirting is a dying art form. Proper flirting lifts someone up. It doesn't cheapen them.

 

[LeeEJ]

I wouldn't take it too harshly, compliment or not.

As a counter-example (of sorts), I view women's bodies objectively; I'll never say that I don't. BUT... here's my point... I don't let that visual judgment affect my subjective opinion of the personality.

I try my best to separate the body from the person. Two different things.

If my body were worth objectifying, I'd be pleased -- hell, I'd be flattered. Gawk away, I say.