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Originally posted by prepstudinsc@Sep 24 2005, 06:53 AM
73 year old librarian, Dee...remember?
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Not all my time is spent studying the Dewey decimal system, feeding my cats, or buying support hose. I have some time left for reading before my 8:30 bedtime. But I'm apparently not the only one who finds this thread interesting, so I don't know why you felt the need to point me out here. You were responding to Dee, and he didn't mention me in his post, or even make a reference that specifically applied to me.
 

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*struts down the hallway of the video shoot with Janet Jackson and Missy Elliott while pointing his penis at people*


I bet you think this thread is about you

I bet you think this thread is about you
(I bet you do)

I bet you think this thread is about you...

Don't you...

Don't you...


Ha Ha, hoo hoo, thought you'd get the money too...
 

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Originally posted by Lex
*struts down the hallway of the video shoot with Janet Jackson and Missy Elliott while pointing his penis at people*

Zora admits to having a strong preference for light-skinned (read: white) men. She wouldn't give you the time of day.
 

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Originally posted by Dr. Dilznick+Sep 24 2005, 09:50 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr. Dilznick &#064; Sep 24 2005, 09:50 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Lex
*struts down the hallway of the video shoot with Janet Jackson and Missy Elliott while pointing his penis at people*

Zora admits to having a strong preference for light-skinned (read: white) men. She wouldn&#39;t give you the time of day.
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I make reference to fucking Lex all the time, I&#39;d give him night or day and he knows it&#33;
 

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Originally posted by Dr. Dilznick+Sep 24 2005, 01:50 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr. Dilznick &#064; Sep 24 2005, 01:50 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Lex
*struts down the hallway of the video shoot with Janet Jackson and Missy Elliott while pointing his penis at people*

Zora admits to having a strong preference for light-skinned (read: white) men. She wouldn&#39;t give you the time of day.
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So she wouldn&#39;t give me the time of day? Although I am a bit young for her.
 

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Originally posted by jonb+Sep 25 2005, 12:56 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Sep 25 2005, 12:56 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Dr. Dilznick@Sep 24 2005, 01:50 PM
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*struts down the hallway of the video shoot with Janet Jackson and Missy Elliott while pointing his penis at people*


Zora admits to having a strong preference for light-skinned (read: white) men. She wouldn&#39;t give you the time of day.
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So she wouldn&#39;t give me the time of day? Although I am a bit young for her.
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Oh, shut up&#33; *tossles Jonb&#39;s hair*

Yeah, I&#39;ve mentioned liking skinny white guys, but it&#39;s hardly exclusive. Just because I like vanilla doesn&#39;t mean I don&#39;t like chocolate, caramel, chocolate-chip, mint chocolate chip, raspberry, nectar and turtle sundaes, now does it?

Jon, the time is now 9:33 pm. Temperature is...HOT&#33;
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Sep 24 2005, 04:21 PM
You don&#39;t have to sit and stare and wonder, Dee. You have the same option open to every member of this board: to skip any thread that doesn&#39;t interest you. We wouldn&#39;t want you to become depersonalized.
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Is that the Royal Queen Mother "we" talking?
/just sayin&#39;
//the joke wrote itself
 

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Originally posted by Lex@Sep 25 2005, 10:48 PM
You guys ever consider fucking the anymosity out of each other?

Just saying is all...
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I fucked the shit out of my wife.
 

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Originally posted by Pecker+Sep 26 2005, 04:03 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pecker &#064; Sep 26 2005, 04:03 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Lex@Sep 25 2005, 10:48 PM
You guys ever consider fucking the anymosity out of each other?

Just saying is all...
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I fucked the shit out of my wife.
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I&#39;ve had that happen before, embarassingly enough.
 

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Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Sep 24 2005, 12:13 PM
Jon already answered, and he got it correct. In American English, the punctuation always falls inside the quotation marks. In British English, the punctuation goes outside the quotation marks unless that punctuation is part of the quote. As the quoted matter in question is a full sentence, the period is a required part of that sentence. Ergo, the period (or full stop, to use the British term) correctly falls inside the quotation marks in both the British and American systems.
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Online the use of British punctuation (but either spelling works) is preferable. I can&#39;t believe how many times I&#39;ve had to tell someone that http://www.foo.bar/~baz/quux.html. is NOT a valid URL.