Spencer Pratt: Spiderdouche

[yngjock20]

First of all, let's forget about Heidi Horseface for a second.

It's totally funny to me that, although they seem to match in douchiness on the daily, the one time it's acceptable to match in public they decide on completely different halloween costumes. I mean, wtf?

Aaanyway, amidst his overly chiseled face and cartoon-like good looks, Spencer's been hiding his secret weapon.

Thanks to Just Jared, we all get to see the reason why Heidi just couldn't say no to the Pratt-attack.

 

[Sixofspades]

That's just a big 'ol wad of Spidey-spunk. Spencer's a douche and is probably hung like an elevator button.

 

[deleted69654]

He probably did it on purpose since Brody Jenner was showing some dick in his Halloween costume!!! He's a douche!

 

[i_know_right452]

this guy is Hott!!!

 

[Blokeboy]

God Damn that HOT!

 

[xxxBoyBennyxxx]

He frightens me...

He reminds me of those kids from Village of the Damned...

 

[samhung]

What's that saying from Steel Magnolias? He looks like he was carved out of cream cheese...