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  1. hairyman101

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    i believe that the sperm has the soul in it. the womans egg is the body after the sperm delievers the soul and the body grows. that would explain why priests tell us not to jack off because it is a sin. it would also explain why it feels so good....the soul being pure energy. it only takes one sperm to make a body. god made man in his imagine.....thats in the bible. so we have millions of sperm [souls] living in our balls until we have sex or jackoff. only one strong sperm survives. it all makes sense with a open mind. of course no one can prove this.:rolleyes:
     
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    I guess that makes me a Mass Murderer:redface:
     
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    so you don't jack off ever???
    i always try not not jack off but it never works.
     
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    and me a cannibal
     
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    Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovy...
     
  6. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    OK, so when we whack off and release them, does that officially make it- spermicide?
     
  7. IntoxicatingToxin

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    Reminds me of the t-shirt I saw... "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night."
     
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    Why do you try not to jack off?
     
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    Exactly why I've always felt that giving a facial is one of the most degrading things you can do to somebody. When you pump a batch of baby batter onto someone's face, not only does he/she look owned, but he/she metaphorically is owned. A whole nation's worth, millions and millions of your "could've been" babies, all harboring your DNA, all stake their claim and swim around on the other person's face... It's absolutely one of the nastiest, most humiliating, and degrading ways of signifying that you've just conqured that person :cool:

    Having that opinion of facials, I can't help but to wonder why everytime my boyfriend and I have sex, I ask him to use my face as his cum-rag. I think I may have issues, hehe :rolleyes:.
     
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    But if I don't whack off, my body will re-absorb the sperm - does that mean it becomes mass suicide?
     
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    Sperm is human seed. The soul is something else altogether different.

    Is the OP really suggesting that any non-procreative sex involves a kind of soul-death on a porn-obsessed, penis-focused message board?
     
  12. Smartalk

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    Nice theory, but I think you will find that it is a little more subtle than that.
     
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    Let's just say I have a very, very different outlook.
     
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    I was just reminded why I never log onto this site, unless I'm hammered:no:
     
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    Well that explains a lot. :rolleyes: :wink:
     
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    Considering a number of posts people make using their personal belief systems as proof that they are right and everyone is wrong, I propose we start a new thread called That's in the bible!Then all the bible-philes can have a place to state alarming and uninteresting non-facts.:wave2::sleeping::nono::bowdown:
     
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    LOL.....:smile:
     
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    :laugh2:

    It most certainly do.
     
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    I think a lot of people would agree with you, and that sense of domination and or humiliation/degradation (depending which side you're on) is exactly what turns some people on about it.

    Me, I never understood that point of view. I never thought there was anything humiliating about getting a facial. If I'm trying to get a guy off, it's because I'm attracted to him--maybe I even love him--and it's fun for me to get to play with his body. Getting a load in the face is like a reward or trophy for a job well done. If you want to analyze the power dynamics, then if anything I have power over him. After all, he has yield to my touch and allowed me to manipulate his body (and mind) in ways that are out of his control. When he cums he's giving me his power, his energy, expelling a portion of his very life essence, and it's mine, all mine!

    If you want to bring religious metaphors into it, one could look at it as a sort of baptism (and swallowing as communion).

    From a negative angle, it's also like a kind of vampirism.
     
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    I love this quote and I thought of it as soon as I read the OP. Thanks for the giggle.
     
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