SPH joke...

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  1. StrictlyAvg

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    A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new
    wife asked, 'What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.
    'I had tolio as a child,' he answered.
    'You mean polio?' she asked.
    'No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes.'
    When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked
    'What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!'
    'As a child, I also had kneasles,' he explained.
    'You mean measles?' she asked.
    'No, kneasles... It was a strange illness that only affected my knees.'
    The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
    As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
    'Don't tell me,' she said.
    'Let me guess...





















    Smallcox?'
     
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    HAHA! Thats GREAT!
     
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