*SPIN* Farting in front of a woman

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Similar to the thread about pissing in front of a woman, my girlfriend and I were having a discussion about farting in front of each other. lol. Anyway, I told her I let them loose in front of her all the time. She looked at me, then started laughing. She said she never noticed (even the times when I said "excuse me"). It was pretty hilarious.

Do you guys fart in front of your women (girlfriend, wife, etc). Not those first dates where you're trying to impress a woman, but after she's comfortable around you and stuff.

Women, do y'all mind us passing gas around you?
 

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Or your gas is odorless or she needs an Otolaryngologyst.

This is ask straight men, you should move it in order to get woman answers.
 

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My girl's beyond sensitive about this, so I don't. She once stopped talking to me for 6 hours (while together on vacation) because I made a crack about how much she stunk up the bathroom.

Opposite with my last gf though.. it was almost a point of pride to do so. Of course, this was a woman who once put in a suppository in front of me.

edit: just noticed how hilarious Hotrocker's signature is for this topic.