"Spocked"

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  1. B_Jennuine73

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    Has anyone ever heard this expression? A guy said that to me online recently. He wants to spock me. I laughed and asked what the hell he was talking about.

    You know how Spock from Star Trek used to do the vulcan greeting? Spreading his middle fingers to make a V. "Spocking" is the guy fucking you with his first two fingers in the pussy and his ring and pinky in your ass.

    I laughed like hell.

    So have you guys "spocked" someone or ladies, have you been "spocked"?

    :tongue:
     
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    :veryhappy: Haha. Thats hilarious! Now I'm gonna go everywhere asking girls if they want to be spoked. grrrr
     
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    Oh how sexy! A Star Trek geek! :rolleyes: :no:
     
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    We call it the shocker.
     
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    That reminds me of an old joke.

    Women are like bowling balls.

    You pick them up, finger them, and throw them in the gutter.
    :biggrin1:
     
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    lol...It's actually a free way to manage your online reputation. The term refers to when you "spock" yourself or another person - an expression referring to the practice of looking yourself up on Spock People Search - a people search engine co-founded by Jay Bhatti. If someone says, "You've been spocked!" - it means that someone has added a tag, a link, a picture, to your spock profile.

    It's kind of a collection agency for all the disparate digital info one usually finds spread over myriad pages when one googles oneself or another person. A one stop all inclusive info page...scary.
    Since it's a fairly new site it's not quite up to date on the majority of people. Thank goodness...Big Brother moves a little closer

    btw...I much prefer your version :smile:
     
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    hahaha... like it:biggrin1:
     
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    Gene will be rolling over in his grave!!!
     
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    Leonard Nemoy would be proud...
     
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    Well, I can take my hand split open for the greeting "Live long and prosper" and then bring the two middle fingers together and splay the other two. And then reverse, do it again.

    Most people lack the proper co-ordination to do this.

    Never considered it for sex though.
     
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    but was this used as in something pointing up? :p
     
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    I haven't been Spocked but I might have been Sulu. :chairfall: :lmao:
     
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    Why did God place a woman's vagina right next to her anus ? So that when you get them drunk you can pick them up and take them home like a six-pack.

    Back in the day, to be "spocked", was the squeeze someone did to your shoulder and neck area that the Star Trek character Spock used to temporarily and harmlessly incapacitate villians with (his version of a Vulcan taser I guess):

    YouTube - Star Trek Music Video "Lets Get Spocked"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5duU7tsFw4
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIQ53t0gv_4

    Basically he had three things I recall, "Live long and prosper" hand gesture thing described earlier, The Vulcan mind meld and the "Spock" pinch.
     
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    That was my first thought as well.



    Okay, that's just a wee bit frightening. :eek:


    Bet I know what you're doing tonight.

    That was my 2nd thought when I read the OP.
     
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    Okay, that's just a wee bit frightening. :eek:

    Yes it is njqt. Although a lot of people don't seem to have a problem divulging every little personal detail of their lives on facebook and myspace among other sites. That's not including, of course, the posters here who use lpsg as a daily log of their mundane activities. It's no wonder, and a bit of a surprise that it's takin this long for somebody to capitalize on this bizarre quirk of human nature. Bye stock now I guess...:smile:
     
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