Dearest SpoiledPrincess,
It's been approximately 4 days, 16 hours and 23 minutes since we last spoke. I've left you countless messages on your answering machine, but have yet to hear back from you. However, the answering machine message is actually in Spanish so I fear you may have accidentally given me the wrong number. That's okay, I searched you up online using the few bits of information I could ascertain from staring intently every time you opened up your wallet.
Anyway, would love to see you again. It was such a wonderful coincidence that are paths happened to cross at that guillotine exhibit in the French Revolution Museum. You were quite entranced by it, haha, makes me think you're into torture-- kidding of course! Then I loved how you played hard to get and completely ignored me when I approached you. Better yet was that fake sigh of exasperation when you finally "caved" and spoke to me. I do love a feisty woman!
Please get back to me,
Dalton (I don't think you ever got my name!)
P.S. 27 minutes now!