spontaneous handjob

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by cougarhunter, Mar 16, 2008.

  1. cougarhunter

    cougarhunter New Member

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    Yesterday I was walking through Wal-Mart and I noticed this hot young girl sneeking looks at my crotch. This is nothing new because I wear tight low rise jeans to show off my package. I caught her looking several times so I walked up to her and started talking to her. When she finally spoke she asked, "So how big is it?" Her boldness caught me off guard a little but I played it cool and said may standard come back, "Theres only one way to find that out. My trucks in the parking lot if you wanta see." She said ok and off we went. Once in my truck I undid my jeans and pulled them and my briefs down to my ankles and just sat there looking at her wide eyed stare as my dick started to get hard. I said she could touch it if she wanted to so she reached over and started to feel and stroke my wood. The clumsyiness of her handjob told me she wasnt that experienced but it was a big turn on just the same because I had come here to buy blank CDs and now I was getting my dick stroked in the parking lot. She said she had given her highschool boyfriend handjobs before but his cock and balls werent as big as mine. I warned her I was going to cum but she didnt pull away and began to jerk me harder so I decided to give her a show. I through my head back to be dramatic and let out a big loud moan as I came all over my T-shirt. She had this stunned look on her face as she wiped off her hand with some tissues then said, "Thats a big dick" and left to go back into the store.
    Iam going to shop at Wal-Mart a lot more now.
     
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    And then Ronald McDonald few by in a converted go-kart jet.
     
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    Wow! That's a hot story! Wish everyone could go to walmart for free handjobs!
     
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    lol...that was a flashback to being 13 and reading bullshit Penthouse Forum letters. Fictitious Stories is 3 doors down on the right...Good luck and have fun :smile:
     
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    i think you can only get them by the dozen.

    they actually work out better value at JC Penney if you do the math
     
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    No wonder I haven't been getting handjobs when I shop, I've been buying too much online.
     
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    And cows can fly.

    No seriously, I was the pilot of an aeroplane.
     
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    This story does seem a little hard to believe I must say. It is hot as hell though.
     
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    Best sentence of the day award.

    Bonus points for not using an apostrophe to pluralize "CDs."
     
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    And Jack was walking on the street and brick fall on his head... give me a break, lol
     
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    Why do you guys thing this story is made up? Similar things have happened to me. I thought stuff like this happened often to guys that show a big bulge. Is it because a girl approached him? I am gay so have never had a girl approach me, but I have had guys come on to me in stores.
     
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    Ditto.

    Can't really imagine it being a real hetero story, though.
     
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    It's fake cause all hetro's know you go into the restroom for hand jobs at Wallmart.Some times it even happens in the lady's room with an audiance.But never in the parking lot,you cave man!
     
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    :rofl:


    It was pretty hot though.
     
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    That wasn't a spontaneous handjob. :nono:

    You are just trying to entice us into shopping at WalMart.:tongue:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    I only give handjobs to guys who are classy enough to strut their bulges in Target.
     
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    Real or no: damn! Why these things never happened to me?
     
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    bullshiter
     
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    You came on your t-shirt and then went back into the store? Oh, of course, to buy a new t-shirt and CD's!
     
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