sport mode

[srkog]

i don't know what everybody else calls it, but sport mode is when your penis shrinks dramatically due to intense athletic activity.

personally i think it looks kinda cute, and then i feel sorry for people who have to live with dicks that small.

 

[cjaz77]

Its the body activating its "fight or flight" response, basically all the blood going to the most "needed" places and unfortunately our cock isn't one.

Totally get you though, playing basketball with a guy and watching it go from semi hang to pointy nub. The flip is extreme guarding and instant hard ons all around. God I love sports

 

[Scott14]

It means your body's saying, "Sorry, Mr. Penis, I need the blood elsewhere right now so I'm leaving you totally empty. You can have it back later, as much as you want!"