Mr. Snakey
Expert Member
It is funny watching Football. They go up eachothers asses and lay on top of eachother.:biggrin1:
Ass smacking is the only thing straight guys have to show each other affection anymore without looking queer. That and the other one is the quick bear hug and 3 hand pat to the back with immediate release.
Wouldn't want to look gay now would we?
I agree. There's nothin in it. Just a well done.
It's not about momentum and consolation, but all about closet homosexuality and deliberate homoeroticism. Every male is in the closet; we only play sports so we can look at each other in the lockerrooms.
You guys are looking at it all wrong. It's simple. In sports its loud, lots of people are around, so to let a guy know he did well you smack him on the ass. The reason why it's a smack on the ass is because in most sports the athletes don't wear any protective padding over the ass, so the guy can feel it when you give him a smack. In hockey you never see smacks on the ass because they wear padded shorts. If they do smack an ass, they use their sticks, but mainly they high five. You do what you can to get his attention because you want the guy to know he did well. That's the reason for it. There's nothing gay about it.
Get it right, dammit! If you're str8, it's got to be a passing smack to the ass,..and there are other rules.
If you are slapping the bare ass of a guy as he shaves or dresses, you must assault him as you are moving through his space--coming or leaving. You can also smack his bare ass as he moves through your space; passing your locker or parting ways with you, as you are shaving at a sink. You can even slap a guy on the butt, as you walk up to a nearby sink to shave. What's important here is that, once the smack has been delivered, one of the straight guys MUST always be in motion.
Straight guy don't ever smack a guy's bare butt, smile and hang around,..and he don't :wink: wink, either. You also don't bend over and solicit a hard smack on your bare ass, like "Yeah, Big Daddy! Slap that ass! That's right!".
Don't ever smack another guy's bare ass, then force his butt-crack onto your crotch. Looks a little gay, I think.
Don't ever smack and squeeze or tweak.
It must also be a hard enoughslap to get the subject's immediate attention. If he's a white, the smack should flush his bum a dull, :redface: rosy color--bright red, if he's :biggrin1: Irish.
henry miller is completely correct except for the fact that that this sort of gay behaviour has to be done very rapidly, while in motion, and strictly without any indication of enjoyment, in order to make it appear straight enough for people to fool themselves into thinking that there is really nothing gay about it ...
I think the only difference between "gay" men and "straight" men is that straight men play by the rules, and gay men don't. Straight men express their love for one another in these incredibly cumbersome contexts, and gay men sort of just cut to the chase.
It must also be a hard enoughslap to get the subject's immediate attention. If he's a white, the smack should flush his bum a dull, :redface: rosy color--bright red