Spotlight: CondomFairy!!!

[Catchoftheday]

Hello CF, how big is your wand?

 

[SilverTrain]

Where, oh where did your previous avatar go? :frown1:

Can you recommend a therapeutic treatment for my grief over the loss of your old avatar?

Are you friends with other fairies? Like Tinkerbell, for instance? And if so, could you put in a good word for me?

:biggrin1:

 

[Notthe7]

WAIT: condom fairy is stacy... WAHT THE FUCKKKK. I missed you boo

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

mike_hawk, formerly known as mr. hardcock, only wishes to share me with:

a.) other women.
b.) his two celebrity man crushes: paul rudd and chris evans

Did I mention this while drunk or something?





Cuz I would never have said Chris Evans...





































Gimme Seann William Scott!!! :08: :rofl:

 

[jeff black]

Wow, with 24 hours come and gone, I know the entire site is waiting with baited breath as to what new exciting candidate will be chosen for the next SPOTLIGHT. :wink:

*I'm hoping for a one legged dwarf with bad breath and an 18 inch cock*

 

[B_Nick8]

CondomFairy was Stacy? Now, it all makes sense.

 

[lucky8]

wanna get laid?

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

Did you ever get/steal that Hello Kitty bag?

which hello kitty bag? there are so many cute ones! the most recent sanrio bag i got was a pochacco messenger bag for my soon to be new netbook that i'm buying myself for x-mas. it's purple and blue... different from my usual choice of pink, but it's sooo adorable!

Are you a cat or dog person?

i'm actually a bunny person :biggrin: but i love dogs. cats are ok... i'm not super crazy about them, only hello kitty and lolcats. my BF has four cats though and i've grown to like them.

Hello CF, how big is your wand?

my wand is 7" x 6" and is between mike_hawk's legs :tongue:

Where, oh where did your previous avatar go? :frown1:

Can you recommend a therapeutic treatment for my grief over the loss of your old avatar?

Are you friends with other fairies? Like Tinkerbell, for instance? And if so, could you put in a good word for me?

:biggrin1:

hmm... my previous avatar, you mean the panties? i decided to take it down to put up my new condom avatar instead.

if it helps, i guess i can put the original photo in my albums/gallery so you no longer have to suffer over the loss of my old avatar.

i'm not really friends with other fairies. most of them are bitches. i kind of do the lone fairy thing... like, the lone ranger. except i'm a fairy and not a ranger. yeah.

WAIT: condom fairy is stacy... WAHT THE FUCKKKK. I missed you boo

hey, M! yes, it's meeee! i changed my alias haha. i didn't really give other ppl a heads-up to the name change.

Wow, with 24 hours come and gone, I know the entire site is waiting with baited breath as to what new exciting candidate will be chosen for the next SPOTLIGHT. :wink:

*I'm hoping for a one legged dwarf with bad breath and an 18 inch cock*

well, in that case i am sooo not picking you, jeff black! lol j/k.

i was busy doing fairy business all day, but i did decide who i'm choosing for the next spotlight. i think she'll accept.

CondomFairy was Stacy? Now, it all makes sense.

ohhh i thought you knew? that makes you the second person i confused. sorry!

this probably means i should post a new member intro thread.

 

[Pitbull]

I was told the Tooth Fairy took teeth from under the pillow to build a castle with. :smile:

So does the Condom Fairy take condoms from under my covers?
And what are you planning to build with them?

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

I was told the Tooth Fairy took teeth from under the pillow to build a castle with. :smile:

So does the Condom Fairy take condoms from under my covers?
And what are you planning to build with them?

the tooth fairy and i are totally different breeds. she gives you something of hers, therefore she gets something of yours.

once i give someone a condom i don't expect it back in return! why? because i'm generous like that :tongue:

 

[Pendlum]

the tooth fairy and i are totally different breeds. she gives you something of hers, therefore she gets something of yours.

once i give someone a condom i don't expect it back in return! why? because i'm generous like that :tongue:

And getting used condoms back is gross! :tongue:

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

Hello Kitty bag... wasn't it something at a meet and greet that you kept teasing someone about, taking their bag? :smile:

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

And getting used condoms back is gross! :tongue:

thankfully i have never been in that predicament!

Hello Kitty bag... wasn't it something at a meet and greet that you kept teasing someone about, taking their bag? :smile:

hahaha ok, now that rings a bell. i think novice and i were joking in the LA meet up thread about how i should carry a pink hello kitty purse so everyone will know how to find each other by finding me.

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

so the person i had in mind previously had a spotlight. now it's time to choose someone else. when the next person accepts i shall introduce his/her spotlight thread.

 

[Pitbull]

once i give someone a condom i don't expect it back in return! why? because i'm generous like that :tongue:

Oh, but the best thing ever would be to get a condom from the Condom Fairy and put it on and then be able to give it back to the Condom Fairy by putting it in her Magic Condom Hole leading into the Magic Condom Tunnel
and
give it to her...
give it to her...
give it to her...
yes, yes, yes!

 

[voidout]

wow, with 24 hours come and gone, i know the entire site is waiting with baited breath as to what new exciting candidate will be chosen for the next spotlight. :wink:

*i'm hoping for a one legged dwarf with bad breath and an 18 inch cock*

me again?!

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

One last thing CondomFairy, I just wanted to say that you mean the world to me and I love you with all my heart. You're the best thing to ever happen to me.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

One last thing CondomFairy, I just wanted to say that you mean the world to me and I love you with all my heart. You're the best thing to ever happen to me.

well.....i wont be eating my toast now......you loved up couples make me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







only joking my man im happy you have found someone that you adore and adores you. im jealous

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

well.....i wont be eating my toast now......you loved up couples make me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







only joking my man im happy you have found someone that you adore and adores you. im jealous

Hahaha, sorry man!

She drives me crazy at times (and I drive her crazy at times too), but I can't imagine my life without her. :redface:

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

lol dont be sorry my man. i was only joshing.