Spotlight: Hilaire

[D_Tim McGnaw]

Hello Northland :wink:

Word has it that you are Irish or at least know somebody Irish, is this how you got your screen name? I suppose, but really the name came from a phrase me and some friends used to use. He's also my favourite french saint.


If you were to become a piece of currency, which would you be and why? I could say the Almighty Dollar, but I'm an EU-o-phile so the Euro.



Are you a secret monetary supporter of Wikipedia? No I created it


What or who, brought you to this site? Perversion brought me here.

Is Ireland really made of emeralds? (I've heard it called the Emerald Isle yet, a google search finds one in North Carolina) No it is not, and there's no such thing as a Leprechaun either, boy was I devastated when I found that out. :frown1:


Are Irish men and women as sexy when on Irish soil as they are when I meet them elsewhere? Oh yes they are!! All my non-Irish friends who come to visit spend a lot of time drooling and being seduced while they're here.


(this may have been asked already, but what the heck) Do you ever enjoy watching American (U.S.A.) programs on television or would/do you prefer programs from some other place? Yeah I love U.S. TV, good TV is good TV regardless of its nationality.


Word has it that a giant iceberg is drifting towards Australia (scientists expect it to melt and break up) if a similar thing were headed towards Island how would you react? I'd head out and tow it to Australia, maybe throw the White Party to end all White Parties on it on the way.

One last one- what's your general feeling about Guinness (the drink, not the records book)? I don't drink it that much, but I couldn't drink it anywhere else but Ireland, it tastes like crap everywhere else.

 

[Opalite]

Yay Katt!!!

You can have all the nippin' and tuckin' you need PLUS a pair of new shoes. Do we have a deal here?

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

You can have all the nippin' and tuckin' you need PLUS a pair of new shoes. Do we have a deal here?

Deal done, I'll book the flights to the Maldives, we can be papped there and people will speculate about if we got secretly married, and then a a couple of months later I announce that you impregnated me with you offspring, it'll be a love story for the ages. :tongue:

 

[Drifterwood]

I'm feeling greedy, so I'll have some seconds.

Are you living prrof that the Welsh are Irish who couldn't swim?

Will Ireland Wales be the best game again this season?

If God is neither the answer nor indeed the question, what is the price of apples?

Is it true that the biggest fool can ask more questions than the wisest man can answer?

Did you know that smoking makes your cock shrink?

Have you ever blown a condom up over your head?

Why are the Irish encouraged to wear three condoms?

 

[Bbucko]

Water, silicone, oil or petroleum based lube?

How do you like your beef cooked?

Do you enjoy offal?

How much tea do you drink daily?

Leather or lace?

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

You're relentless Drifter, it's extremely attractive.

I'm feeling greedy, so I'll have some seconds.

Are you living prrof that the Welsh are Irish who couldn't swim? Not really, I'm more proof that Londoners are genetic mongrels

Will Ireland Wales be the best game again this season? Well it depends on your point of view, I love watching England get thrashed by Ireland, and I'm not in the minority here, but in terms of pure play then yes the Ireland Wales will be the best.

If God is neither the answer nor indeed the question, what is the price of apples? Your enternal salvation.

Is it true that the biggest fool can ask more questions than the wisest man can answer? Keep asking questions and we'll find out :wink::biggrin1:

Did you know that smoking makes your cock shrink? Seriously?! Are you saying that smoking isn't good for you in every possible way ? Shit! WTF?!

Have you ever blown a condom up over your head? No, but I woke up once wearing condoms for socks.

Why are the Irish encouraged to wear three condoms? I don't remember that one, so "I don't know why are Irishmen encouraged to wear three condoms?" :tongue:

 

[jeff black]

Well, I want seconds now too!

Do you gamble? If so, do you have a favourite game?

What kind of breafast is your ultimate breakfast to eat?

How many pairs of shoes do you have?

Do you collect anything?

Who's your favourite superhero?

What makes a man, a MAN in your mind? I mean, what's the defining characteristic that makes him uber man?

Do you own a black suit?

What is one phrase you overuse?

Carpet or hardwood?

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

Water, silicone, oil or petroleum based lube?

How do you like your beef cooked?

Do you enjoy offal?

How much tea do you drink daily?

Leather or lace?

Silicone, because it doesn't dry out or become tacky, I HATE TACKY LUBE it makes me sore :frown1:

Mooing.

Very much so but not all offal, I like liver, kidneys, sweetbreads, gizzards, that's about it, I don't eat lights (lung), tripes, brain, or some of the more exotic organs.

Roughly 10-12 cups a day. I love tea.

Leather, lace is too feminine.

 

[Drifterwood]

Why are the Irish encouraged to wear three condoms?

To be sure, to be sure, to be sure.

:tongue:

 

[Drifterwood]

Carpet or hardwood?

Only you could ask that with a straight face.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Only you could ask that with a straight face.

Nothing straight about it.

 

[jeff black]

Only you could ask that with a straight face.

It's how I roll... and straight face, gay ass.

 

[Drifterwood]

Nothing straight about it.

Are we talking soft furnishings?

 

[Drifterwood]

To make up for what they lack in size. Oh, wait. That's the Welsh.

Sam, can I smell your ass?

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

There's plenty for all, I'm not going to run out :tongue:

Well, I want seconds now too!

Do you gamble? If so, do you have a favourite game? Yes, I like Blackjack, I sometimes go to the Races, Both Dog and Horse and have a flutter too.

What kind of breafast is your ultimate breakfast to eat? I despise breakfast it nauseates me, but I love Proper Bloody Marys made with celery salt, lots of black pepper, lots of Tabasco and Worcester Sauce, Passata Rustica, a big glug of Wyborova Vodka, a big dollop of creamed Horseradish, a sprinkle of finely chopped fresh Flatleaf parsley, and a final glug of Tio Pepe and a big stick of celery to serve as a breakfast for a hangover.

How many pairs of shoes do you have? Not sure, I have a lot of clothes and shoes I never wear, I suppose about 15 or 20 maybe.

Do you collect anything? I collect rare old books, prints and engravings, perfumes, statues of Ganesh (both antique and modern), twentieth century art-glass.

Who's your favourite superhero? I remember liking the Silver Surfer as a kid but that mihgt have been due to the hint of nudity about him.

What makes a man, a MAN in your mind? I mean, what's the defining characteristic that makes him uber man? God that's difficult. Probably a mixture of total self assurance and confidence, and stoicism and quiet unshowy bravery. My archetypal man is my Grandfather, he never gets angry, he rarely if ever raises his voice, you could rely on him totally, invariably he turns out to be right, and one couldn't feel safer or more reassured by his presence if you tried. He worked like a slave all his life and never once failed his commitments, he's never told a lie because he never had to, if I could be a fraction of the man he is I'd be proud of myself.

Do you own a black suit? I own three.

What is one phrase you overuse? I think I answered this one, but I can't remember what I said, so I'll say "To be honest..."

Carpet or hardwood? Well I have kiln-fired Oak floors in my apartment and I hate the thought of all the dust and filth that just can't be got out by vacuuming and shampooing carpets.

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

To make up for what they lack in size. Oh, wait. That's the Welsh.

Nope. Englishmen, and being born in England I am one ( actually I'm 1 quarter English by extraction also ) have since time immemorial maintained that the Welsh and the Irish are well endowed, having shagged quite a few of both I can provide anecdotal evidence that this is true. I'm not sure how the myth of the Irish curse developed in the US but it's not in evidence in these parts.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I'm not sure how the myth of the Irish curse developed in the US but it's not in evidence in these parts.

Well, it's certainly a matter of parts.

In other news: Some North Americans are immediately impressed by almost any kind of British accent.
How does this work in reverse?
What kind of impression does a North American accent immediately give to you?
And what do you think it gives to other Brits?
(And man, give me frankness, not tact.)

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Are we talking soft furnishings?

Um, tends to be, yes.

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

Well, it's certainly a matter of parts.

In other news: Some North Americans are immediately impressed by almost any kind of British accent.
How does this work in reverse?
What kind of impression does a North American accent immediately give to you?
And what do you think it gives to other Brits?
(And man, give me frankness, not tact.)

It depends on the North American accent in question. I'm not a fan of Mexican spanish, I like well bred Southern Accents, they are sexy and I think most Brits would probably agree, and I have a particular penchant for that very upper class New England or North Eastern Seaboard nasal drawl a la Katherine Hepburn.

However, there's another kind of nasal US accent I don't like, the seemingly non-specific generally young person's nasal and affected whine, which seems to be taking the US over a bit. I'm not keen on midwestern accents or Californian ones for that matter.

Canadian accents are odd, they faulter slightly in their cadence and syntax which is slightly off putting even though their timbre and enunciation is good.

I'm not sure I make any snap judgements about anyone based purely on their accent, though if someone's voice annoys me it will make it more difficult for me to really listen to whatever it is they may have to say which might endear them to me.

I think there are a lot of clichés regarding Americans, I'm sure many people this side of the pond fall prey to them upon hearing American accents.

 

[Opalite]

Deal done, I'll book the flights to the Maldives, we can be papped there and people will speculate about if we got secretly married, and then a a couple of months later I announce that you impregnated me with you offspring, it'll be a love story for the ages. :tongue:

Any ideas on how to name him? (with your genes, I think most everyone would agree it has to be a boy)

And I will love you eternally for saving my ladybits from beeing ruined from having a baby. And as a token of my greatfullness, I will obviously make sure you'll always have all the tea you need, including the gorgeous boys to go with it, so you've got something to nibble on.