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Question: Let's say, for the sake of argument, that you had to have sex with a guy, and let's say...the guy had to be American. In fact, the guy had to be from North Carolina...and had to be a member of this site, and his screen name had to begin with an e and end with an e, and have an x in his name somewhere. The guy had to have a face pic in his avatar but could not have full-view dick pics posted.

Under those parameters...who would you choose to have sex with?
 
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Question: Let's say, for the sake of argument, that you had to have sex with a guy, and let's say...the guy had to be American. In fact, the guy had to be from North Carolina...and had to be a member of this site, and his screen name had to begin with an e and end with an e, and have an x in his name somewhere. The guy had to have a face pic in his avatar but could not have full-view dick pics posted.

Under those parameters...who would you choose to have sex with?
Hmmm, well...there's a whole host of people in that category...but that exwhyzee dude is probably the only one I'd seriously consider...:wink:
 
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Hmmm, well...there's a whole host of people in that category...but that exwhyzee dude is probably the only one I'd seriously consider...:wink:

Woohoo!!!
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I'm on the roll now.
Arrrgh! Hehehe. :tongue:

What kind of house do you want later? Modern, country, a real mansion, a farm, a hole in the ground, ...
Hmm, not bothered. I prefer cool older houses, but some new ones are ace too.

Your favourite architect?
Norman Foster is cool. Also whoever did that cool gallery in Bilbao.
Le Corbusier could be ok at times, but a bit austere...

What is the most common colour of socks you wear?
Black, always. With a Nike tick on 'em. :biggrin1:

Any fetish?
Not really. I'm obsessively tidy, but not sure if that's the same thing??
Oh....I'd like to be served ale in a bawdy West Country Tavern, with Kotchanski wearing her busty barmaid's outfit. :wink:

Your favourite food?
Roast Welsh Lamb. :smile:

What would you change about your body with surgery? (and don't say nothing)
Hmmm, I'd make it work properly, lol.
Also...I'd definitely dye the grey outta my hair if I could be bothered. But I'm ok with it really...

Most disgusting thing you ever ate?
Couscous. Plus this disgusting, gritty Indian ice cream. Bleurgh.

What capital do you want to visit? (No London)
Brussels...but only to snoop around and see what I can find out. :wink:

What's with the passion for the cars? How did it started?
Don't know. :redface: Me and my bro have always been into them. I think maybe our Dad taught us the different models when we were about 3. And we used to get taken to Stock Car races as kids.

Any sports you like to do? (not watch)
Swimming, Cycling and Tennis. But not done much recently...
Quite like Sailing too, and Archery (but I'm crap).

Favourite actor and actress?
Hmmm, have to think about that. A British actor called Albert Finney is good. I like Emily Blunt too.

Chips, french fries or the real stuff: Belgium fries, the original! ?
British chips. Wouldn't mind trying Belgian ones tho...or some waffles, heh.

You like curries?
Love them! Rogan Josh or Jalfrezi are my faves.

What of the 7 world wonders do you want to see?
Hmm..well, I dunno how many are left now?
Pyramids would be cool - and those Hanging Gardens of Babylon (when they were there).
Also, Grand Canyon, Victoria Falls, Norwegian Fjords, Eiffel Tower, and Statue of Liberty would all be cool.

Most embarrasing moment?
Ugh, there's loads. There was a particularly horrible moment involving 'Road to Amarillo', and 250 guests at my cousins wedding, but it's to traumatic to repeat lol!

An lpsg related question: How much points would you give Joll Junior (your dick) for his looks?
Hmm dunno. 6 - 7?

Do you have an mp3-player? So yes, what brand? So no, why not?
I do! iPod nano - cheapest 4gb model haha. In silver of course, because colour is a bad thing. :wink:

Italian, Greek or Indian food? (English isn't in the list because it is messed up food :wink:).
Whaaaat! :eek: lmao.
Indian or Italian.

Your dreamholiday?
Trip up the coast of Norway on the Hurtigruten. Or round the world on the Queen Vic. Or...Aussie outback...or African safari. :biggrin1:

Your dreamman and dreamwoman? (the looks)
Katy Perry for the girls.
Hmm, not sure....Djokovic?
Or was I meant to say LPSG ppl? hehehe

A hamam or a steamcabine?
Don't know what that is! :tongue:

Many thanks also for your help and advice.
No probs - cheers for all yours too, man. :wink:
 
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How often are you told that you have gorgeous eyes?

You're a super hero, what is/are your power/s? If any, who're your sidekicks?

Lady Gaga: love her, hate her or don't know what the fuck to do with her?

A perfect Friday night consists of...?

Accept my challenge to a game of hockey?

How do you, as a British (English, if you will) man, feel toward Cristiano Ronald after his little "winking debacle" with Rooney during that FIFA cup? Happy or upset by his moving to Real Madrid?

Have you ever sung all 99 bottles of beer off that damn wall?

What is your ideal woman? Man?

Do y'a love me?
 
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How often are you told that you have gorgeous eyes?
:biggrin1:

You're a super hero, what is/are your power/s? If any, who're your sidekicks?
I'm Joll Danger Powers. I have all the force of the (erstwhile) British Empire behind me, and the effect tea had on me is akin to that of spinach with Popeye. :tongue:

Lady Gaga: love her, hate her or don't know what the fuck to do with her?
She's growin' on me. :wink:

A perfect Friday night consists of...?
Chillin' out - or going for a meal with mates/family. Or a spooky drive into the country...

Accept my challenge to a game of hockey?
Hmmm...is this a trick question? :tongue:

How do you, as a British (English, if you will) man, feel toward Cristiano Ronald after his little "winking debacle" with Rooney during that FIFA cup? Happy or upset by his moving to Real Madrid?
I was mightily pissed off at the time. Just showed he was a sneaky l'il bugger. As an Evertonian tho, I was already slightly peeved with Rooney for going to Man U, haha. As far as the move to Real is concerned...good riddance. :wink: (even tho he's a great player).

Have you ever sung all 99 bottles of beer off that damn wall?
No, 'cos we only sing '10 Green Bottles', which is much quicker. :biggrin1:

What is your ideal woman? Man?
Hmmm really depends. Varies depending on the person.
I usually like petite girls, who are traditionally pretty but with quite a feisty nature.
Haven't had a relationship with a dude, but wouldn't completely rule it out, I guess.

Already mentioned my celeb crushes, but as far as LPSG is concerned...
Seaside and Lovingit for the girls (with a special partiality for Kotch's baps).
And...a slight mancrush towards Veep or Duderino isn't unheard of, plus that Discoboy's new pic is supercute. :wink:

Do y'a love me?
 
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Thanks for all the questions and attention chaps...I've luvved it. :biggrin1:

Time to pass the spotlight on now, to... Lemon!