a few more questions:
Holy fuck!
If you were on a train and it was headed towards Istanbul while another train was headed towards Ankara which train would be most likely to be ridden by a washed up actor sitting directly to your left?
The one to Istanbul - or else how could he be sitting directly to my left?
Where is your bank located?
About 9.67k from my house.
Have you ever been a governess?
Nope - justa common or garden variety tutor.
Did you have a governess?
No - but I had a French au pair in the garden shed behind the house of the couple she worked for. :biggrin1:
Do you know what makes a governess sexy to certain men?
Yes!
If you were a Frank Sinatra tune, what would you be?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAsoLm1Ges
Do you prefer wearing jewelry at night or during the day?
Yes :yup:
Do you wear rings, and if so which hand receives the most of them?
When I do wear them I wear 2 on the left and one on the right - though frankly I'm a little confused about rings since my marriage ended 
Q or Z?
Neither or both - I won't be made to choose!
If Sean Connery and Tom Wilkinson and Mark Addy along with Ringo Starr were to appear at your door to come for crumpets (and possibly other things) would you wear your more revealing clothes or put on a frumpy housefrock? (which, if worn correctly can also be revealing).
A frumpy housefrock with nowt but a belly chain beneath it - oh and slippers with pom poms on them.
If you were a crayon would you be Crayola or old fashioned wax?
Crayola.
Have you ever been to Najaf?
Not yet.
When you were 5 years old, did you wonder if you were from another planet?
No - but my parents did.
Elizabethan or Victorian?
Yikes - way to scare an Irish Catholic!! *runs and hides*
If you were told you could wear only one pair of shoes, the shiny red flats or the shiny red heels, which would you choose and why?
The heels - because if they have to be shiny and red they may as well be heels too.
How do you eat a banana?
Head first.
How about a sausage?
Tail first.
An orange?
Slowly.
One last question, if you were to be trapped with me for a year, would you prefer it to be in a beer brewery or a wine cellar?
Yes, thank you , I would :wink: Oh wait - I see what you mean... Oh - wine cellar - wine hangovers are less harsh on me.
Okay, really, the last of the last questions-of which there are two-If you were forced to work as a scullery maid, would you prefer to do this in London or Bordeaux (the city, not the beverage)? Why?
