Thanks for my chance in the spotlight today ... now, let's turn the spotlight on ... CALAMBO!
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....every guys dream..bigger dickHey CALAMBO
Here we go...
Why did you get married? i was young, she was older and more expierenced, she sucked me into it...
What's your favorite meal?....kung pao combo
Do you speak any foreign languages? If so, which ones?...hillbilly
What's the one thing that makes you smile every time you think about it?...da lake
If you had 3 wishes, what would your second wish be?
CALAMBO......Good Choice, krispdx.....
You told me you have 3 boats......
They must be different types, so what kind are they? 70 ft houseboat...26 ft pontoon...22 ft SEA RAY...yes i am a boat nut..
Which of them do you love the most, and why?..love them all..i think houseboat..master salon is hot...many weekends of naked fun in BJ COVE
Are there some hot memories attached to any of them?..WELL YES...hot tub partys on top of houseboat..dinner/dancing/cocktail cruises...ran the searay aground late one night..an alcohol related incident..i blamed the foggy conditions..captains always right..
And, if so............
Do you like to fish? What kind?..sometimes...STRIPPER FISHING, involves trolling at low speed..allows time for dancing-drinking-you know boating stuff
When did you discover that you were BI, or did you always know?...still figuring that out
How tall are you? 5' 10"..white male..republican..
What sports do you like, and, in which did/do you still participate?..boating is a sport right?..mostly 12oz curls
Any plans for the coming holidays? Including any of the boats?..sadly boating has nearly ended..but will be visiting IRELAND,love to travel..
What kind of music do you like?.as i get older country music is easier to handle..classic rock of course is always a favorite
What books are you reading at this time?...sorry no time to read other than dailey paper
What is your favorite food? Are you a good cook?...hell yes...grilling at lake is a CAPTAINS DUTY..
...A RIVER RUNS THRU IT...damn good story..dreamed it was about me...DEJA VU THINGWould you ever do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight?
Can you whistle?....WELL I THINK I CAN...WIFE THINKS I CANNOT
Have you ever experienced deja vu?...EVERYDAY..I THINK I HAVE LIVED BEFORE THIS LIFE..
What's your favourite film?
DEJA VU...yes a lot...many times have dreamed an event and lived same a few days later..too many times..i think sometimes i am wierd...i guess we all are right?...hope so anywayHave you ever experienced deja vu?
So, have you ever had any partner swapping parties on the houseboat? Or is that limited to the cabin boy/girl you keep under your servitude as captain of the ship?
Hey, CALAMBO,
You have made a lot of thoughtful contributions to the site. Thanks!
Here's a questions for you:
Have discussions on this site changed your thinking about something that is important to you?
...A RIVER RUNS THRU IT...damn good story..dreamed it was about me...DEJA VU THING
There is supposedly an obvious metaphor in that movie. What is it?
I've sen it twice and I can't find any damned metawhore.
HEY GUYS...this so far is some easy shit...COME ON I CAN TAKE SOME SHIT...ask a middle age semi-wealthy white guy anything....i have a bit of wisdom on about everything...i am loved and hated dailey by many...
OK, buster. You asked for it:
1) How do we fix the world-wide financial meltdown? EASY..CLOSE THE BORDERS..TELL THE LAZY FUCKERS TO PAY THIER HOUSE PAYMENTS...LIKE I DID..STOP LOANING MONEY TO PEOPLE WHO CANNOT REPAY.
2) Why is religion, despite all its pretense, such a destructive force in people's lives?.HAVING BEEN RAISED IN CHURCH, BUT NOT A MEMBER OF ANY..I HAVE SEEN THE FEAR OF GOD AND JUDGEMENT DAY SWAY WEAK MINDED FOLKS...I HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT ORGANIZED RELIGION IS A BRAINWASHING TECHNIQUE BY MORE POWERFUL INDIVIDUALS OVER OTHERS...SORRY NOT MY CUP OF TEA...
3) What do the rest of us need to do to become "semi-wealthy" like you?..WORK HARD...TREAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU WANT TO BE TREATED...BUY LARGE LIFE INSURANCE ON YOUR PARENTS..SOMEDAY YOU WILL COLLECT AND BE COMFORTABLY WELL OFF.
4) What accounts for that feeling of awe many of us experience when we watch faceking cumming? Is it some form of hypnosis that makes us watch it over and over again?..I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WATCH THAT VIDEO EVERY DAY...DAMN I FEEL BETTER NOW...I CAN ONLY SAY THE POWER OF THE PENIS IS AMAZING, DON'T YOU AGREE?
5) Who deserves to win the Bill O'Reilly / Keith Olbermann wars?...O'REILLY IS MY HERO...WHY HE DOES NOT RUN FOR OFFICE IN 2012 IS ON MY MIND.
6) I know you love to travel. But if you had to stay in one town or city for the rest of your life, where would that be?....I VISITED A SMALL VILLAGE OUTSIDE ZURICH, SWISSLAND...SPENT 2 WEEKS..CRIED WHEN I LEFT...I THINK I COULD RETIRE/DIE THERE..NEXT WOULD BE NORRIS LAKE, TENN, USA
7) What happened just before the Big Bang?....SORRY CANNOT RE-LATE TO THAT EVENT...BUT I DO LOVE A BIG BANG, HOPE THAT COUNTS...