I'll try to keep it brief-which brings me to the first question:
Would you prefer to be caught romping around a church sanctuary in briefs, boxers, jockstrap or nude?
If you were a Muppet which one would you be-and why?
Your profile indicates that you're from Decatur, which leads me to wonder if you've entertained untoward thoughts about Saxby Chambliss-Have you?
Let's for amusement, say that you woke up this morning and were told you had been chosen as International Spokesperson for some product, what product do you think you'd best represent?
Liza Minelli, Judy Garland or Lorna Luft?
Baseball or Football? (and I don't mean the usual sports)
Going out with the man/woman of your dreams or leader of a political coup?
Starting a scandalous rumor or being the target of a true scandal?
Would you prefer a meal of beef, pork, fish or vegetables? (select one as the main course)
Have you ever had an affair with a hog farmer?
How about with a butcher?
A member of the clergy?
What would it take to get you to perform live in my living room? (other than my needing a living room)
Do you live now within 1900 miles of where you were born?
Just when and where were you born?
What is your opinion of strong gusty winds (the 50 mile per hour sort)?
Have you ever been cut off from the rest of the world due to natural disaster?
Have you ever lived in a cave?
Do you have any idea where Wolverton Mountain is?
If your chest hair all fell out, what would you think?
About how many sexual approaches do you get per day?
Why do so many television anchors have such terrible looking makeup slopped on them?
Do you find it harder to spell or harder to find a good book to read?
Speaking of books-what is your favorite genre for reading?
Do you have a box of crayons in your home?
If you were to be stranded on a desert island with me, how do you think we'd pass our time?
Have you ever worked as a professional chef?
If you were given a choice of a trip to Siberia or a trip to Ross Island, which would you choose?
How about a choice between Bermuda and Costa Rica?
I have run out of questions-for now-how does this make you feel?