Auntie Dantelicious,
You're the J to my PB, the Ike to my Tina and the...other half of our show that'll make us rise to stardom and shit money.
You're just fantastic.:smile:
Questions:
Have you ever done drag? Please describe the overall experience and maybe one specific time that sticks out in your memory. If you have, you're obligated to post a picture for all to see.
Are we the illest thugs on the East coast?
You're a superhero: powers, costume, sidekick(s) and lair?
You should move to Canada? (I threw in the question mark to maintain consistency)
If you were given the opportunity to say absolutely anything to an ex-boyfriend without any drawbacks, repercussions or lash-backs, what would you say?
You + me ---> Argentina?
Any nicknames?
Most memorable drug experience?
I might be back to continue torturing y'a :wink:.
Thank you so much! I just want to say that I <3 you... And you're a bitch for asking the first question!!! YOU SUCK! But I'm going to answer and perform all tasks.
#1. Yes, I have done drag. I did it for over a year, and my name was Ta'Mya. I have 2 memories that stick, and I'll share them both with you. One of them is the fact that I did talent night once at a gay bar near me, and everything was black- the stage, the walls, the curtains- Oh My God. It was the first time I ever performed drag- I wore a black fluffy break away, and I performed Missy Elliott. The break away was on the ground, and I did a cart wheel, landed, slipped on the break away and hit the wall. I broke a nail- fortunately, it was a press-on. And the second is when I won Miss Gay Harrisonburg @ Large, 2005. And yes, I will post the only picture that I have left, you bitch.
#2. And hell yeah we are. I mean, since Biggie died, ya know... Totally!
#3. If I was superhero, my powers would be able to manipulate every particle of water on the planet. I can ride waves, and even suck the water out of a human-being. Baller! And my costume would be like sub zero's- except without the head mask, and it would be Blue and White instead of Blue and Black. Side kick? Would be you- Manipulating fire- you can pick your costume. And our lair? A baller ass underwater cave with new hotness and iron man technology- hell yeah- we can gay porn in 3D- hell yeah!
#4. Totally- and California has been seeming VERY NICE lately!
#5. I could say anything? Okay. To Shawn. You had the smallest dick I've ever experienced in my entire life, and you ruined anal sex for me for 6 years. Because of you, the most that I can do with a small dick guy is fuck him or suck him. P.S. you left me for someone who was less attractive than I am, and he didn't even want you. You smelled like bacon when we had sex- I thought of the valleydale commercial every time I watched you jerk off. Call me some time so we can have lunch and catch up. You're buying.
#6. Fuck yeah! I hope they're willing to play outside of the relationship and inside, because if people think that he and his boyfriend are brothers, then I know we won't be disappointed! YES MA'AM!
#7. Don (spelled Dan of course). My grandma calls me Stinka Butt. And every other name that she can think of before she says mine. I love her so much!. My mom calls me Te', and of course there's Aunte' Dante'
#8. I was baked as shit and my friend Becca's husband was playing Trippin' Billies by Dave Matthew's Band on his guitar. And they all started singing in unison. It was fucking awesome. I wish I could have rewound that moment and enjoy it over and over. And there was the time I tripped BALLS to Muse' Stockholm Syndrome. TRIPPY!
#9. And please do! MUAH!