Spray-on Condoms...

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    Science & Technology at Scientific American.com: German sex educators plan spray-on condom

    Now that's sexy.

    "Oh yeah babe, just a second -- *punt* *kshkshkhshsshkshskshskhk* *kshsk* *kshksh* *pop* -- now, where were we?"

    I think that there's a good chance these scientists have never gotten laid. Not to mention I bet it would feel awfully cold to be sprayed like that. And of course it could get gummed up in your pubic hair too probably. Who thinks of this stuff?
     
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    so, what happens when you're done? the whole thing just peels off? it seems like if it was sprayed directly on the skin it would be a bit more difficult to remove than a regular condom
     
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    yea and if you sprayed it on it would have to be mighty dourable and if you had alot of ejaculant it may over pressurize the tip and possibly cause a rupture.
     
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    actually the very first contraceptive I ever got my hands on (when I was about eight years old) came out of a highway reststop bathroom vending machine... and it was some gel in a pouch that you were supposed to rub over your cock that would apparently harden and stop the flow of semen. Probably similar principle as this stuff.... and this was 19 years ago. I never tried it to see if it worked, as I didn't get around to have penetrative sex until seven years later.
     
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    I think this is the Edsel of contraception. I know few certainties in life, but I do know that I will never use a spray-on condom. It's bad enough interrupting the passion to put on a regular condom. Technology and romance are not a good partnership in this instance, IMO.:rolleyes:
     
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    Vulcanisation!? I remember when I was a kid we had bicycle tyre patches that had to be vulcanised. They came attached to a metal thing like a tinlid, and you applied a match to the other side and it fizzed like a firework and got HOT. That's vulcanisation.

    And how do you tell when the spray is running out? When your condom is abnormally thin or only covers one side? Or like shaving foam, it makes a coughing sound....?
     
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    uhm... EWWWW!!!
     
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    Okaaay.

    This is designed to accomodate all sizes. I see how that might work in theory. But it comes in a can that you insert your penis into then rotate as you spray. If the can only comes in one size it will have to be the largest size. Will the can be able to sense the length of the inserted penis? I'm picturing a shorter penis with a little rubber narwhal horn because the top of the can sprayed and hardened where there was no penis to cover.

    Will this become known as a German tickler?

    And how long before we start seeing threads of the "Spray On Can Not Large Enough" variety?
     
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    Vulcanization does not require heat. Ever play with liquid latex? It vulcanizes cold.

    I do agree that this is not an appealing idea for a prophylactic.
     
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    Theoretically it is a good idea. But as others have said sticking in the pubes, no reservior for the seman and also i would worry about an uneven or not a thick enough layer to protect properally.

    as much of a pain as condoms are they still seem the best method
     
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    I'll use it.:cool:
     
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    Hell, I think it'd be fun to play with.

    I was at an auto shop today and saw cans/tubes for "liquid gloves" -- that is, you smear it all over your hands, and it rubberizes & protects your skin. That could be fun, too.
     
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    Love your playful attitude, LeeEJ. As they say: "Nothing ventured, nothing gained". Even if it didn't satisfactorily work, think of all the fun you've had being able to choose the color cock you'll have. :wink:
     
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    How can sex NOT be all about fun? It's been said that great sex looks pretty ridiculous anyway (nothing like a porn film, that is).
     
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