I dress conservatively.
I have cleavage, and if I wore the clothing the other women here have described, you would see it. I'm just not comfortable walking around with cleavage. I'll dress like that if I'm with TheBoyfriend because he likes it, but not alone. I really don't enjoy attracting a lot of that sort of attention if I'm not looking for it. I'm not comfortable with that.
A friend of mine gave me three of her corsets that no longer fit her and a pair of leather pants to wear to her book signing, which was that sort of party and I didn't own the right kind of clothing, and all night I've never felt so self-conscious. TheBoyfriend said I had a "man-tourage" all night long of men who followed me everywhere I went and vied for my attention, including an ex-boyfriend and an old flame who were competing with one another all night. I really didn't enjoy that very much. It was very awkward. TheBoyfriend thought it was hilarious. He especially thought it was funny because they were behaving like that towards one another when I was going home with him at the end of the party.
I only own a few t-shirts and they're all
crew necks or
boatneck tops or
babydoll type t-shirts. I only own one pair of jeans, which I just found the other day, but they are all covered with holes and are about to fall apart in the wash.
A woman would have to be physically deformed and grotesque to accidentally show cleavage in the clothes I typically wear, or she would have to just n
ot button all the buttons. I have cleavage, I just don't wear clothing that reveals cleavage, like just a tank top.
For example,
this woman's dress goes to her collarbone. In order to reveal cleavage, her tits would have to be on top of her shoulders. I'm usually dressed in business casual clothing when I'm not working, and as everyone should know, cleavage in the office is extremely unprofessional.