Spunk lube?

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Anyone here used "Spunk Lube"? I've seen it in porn vids and it looks very much like real jizz. Wonder if it acts like lube. If you've used it before, would you recommend it?
 

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I bought a bottle one time (I think I still may have it somewhere). Don't know if it was the Spunk brand, but it was supposed to have the consistency and smell like real cum. The consistency wasn't too bad, but the smell! It smelled like baby powder. Imagine trying to jerk off to that smell! Needless to say I washed off and threw it away.
 

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So this Spunk arrived via UPS yesterday. I opened it, but wasn't feeling any need to use it then. But this morning I was watching one of those (or several) fake "hazing" vids where some submissive nerd (me) gets pasted by a bunch of alpha jocks and that did it...boing! I looked over at the bottle, opened a drawer and pulled out one of my favorite sleeves--really tight, and then applied Spunk and then more Spunk. It was okay, but kind of a greasy feeling like I'd just stuck my cock in bacon grease or something. It was $23 bucks, but I say just go to CVS and get some Astroglide. Plus thought it was supposed to look like cum, but no it does not.
 
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