If I ever catch the motherfucking sons of bitches who wrote this pox I will make them beg me to kill them. It is the rudest program I've ever encountered, and I've seen some lulus in my time. "Spyware Guard 2008 is the one of the more recent malware that has appeared online lately. Spyware Guard 2008 acts as a legitimate antivirus application, but is in actuality a phony malware application. Spyware Guard 2008 detects spyware and other dangerous pc parasites, as a means to coerce users into purchasing the full version of this scamware. The claim is that upon purchasing, the malware will then remove detected threats. Spyware Guard 2008 infiltrates a system via network shares, and by also making use of Trojan horse applications, alternatively, Spyware Guard 2008 can also install itself manually from deceiving web-sites. Spyware Guard 2008 is deemed a threat to any PC, as it may damage the computer system, secretly install additional malware, may cause slow internet connection speed and is highly capable of disabling some Windows features." In my entire life I have never wanted so badly to fuck somebody up.I have a fucking recording sedtup running on this computer and cannot record any music because of the POP this fucking thing sets off every 30 seconds. I can't even Skype right now because the fucking thing makes too much noise. I woke up this morning to find this schmendrik had installed itself on my machine while I slept. I wanna beat somebody's ass.