Squirting concerns

[crossy]

A woman with a full bladder and a "Go-Girl" urethral extension can out piss any man any day of the week. Squirting is a great equalizer for women who really desire a penis. A womans plumbing with a short urethra and no obstructions can develop almost 4 times the peeing pressure than a man can. The squirting everyone talks about, of course is high pressure piss. Three ladies joined a Midwestern Fire Department and were certified for Class A fires (cloth, paper, plastics, rubber, wood, etc.). Using the urethral extension they have put out trash fires by simply rolling down the window on their truck and sending from a sitting position an awesome stream. The military uses these extensions. The extensions come in just about all sizes and colors depending upon the rank of the individual - the 8x6 being the most popular, blue for officers, green for enlisted. These are handy for sport stadiums, the gal can piss with the boys at the urinal.
For a real show all the ladies who piss by pressure on the bladder, g-spot, whatever with an extension can probably squirt 10-12 feet off of a bed. Women can piss incidentally and have an orgasm at the same time. Men have valves in their plumbing which prevent contaminating the sperm, so its impossible.
Just for chuckles ladies, empty your bladder before sex and relate how much squirting you do. The Skenes Gland can probably hold .5 ounce of liquid (not piss)

 

[pacman1062]

I love the idea. No problem here. I'd love to be "surprised" like that. So, if your ever trapped in the middle of Nowhere in Central PA, let me know.

 

[goodwood]

that's great you can squirt like that. its really hot and a great thing when it happens and any guy would enjoy it. i don't see any reason to 'warn' a guy before hand. just enjoy the guy and enjoy it when you cum and he will too.

 

[lickme69]

He makes a mess, so why shouldn't u?

OK, So, I was married for 18 years. Got married at 22 yrs old. I am now divorced and was dating a man for 9 months. When I started dating him and we had sex, he told me I rocked his world. He hadn't ever been with a squirter. Now, he had to tell me what a squirter was. I know it sounds ridiculous but I didn't know that this wasn't common. Never had any discussions with my girlfriends about it, I just assumed that was how everyone came.
The boyfriend and I broke up a month ago and now my concern for the future is whether or not I tell any man I'm with that I do this, or if I just let them find out when we are having sex. It can be messy, I don't want it to be a turn-off. Because I didn't know it wasn't common, I am kind of embarrassed by how intense it can be. If all guys would have the same reaction that this boyfriend had to it, I'd be OK with it but I'm not sure if that's the case.
Any opinions welcome. Thanks.
kj...

 

[D_Hepsibah Salmonbreath]

OMG i would pay money to see (let alone be with) a squirter. let me know or dont just as long as it happens. please let me know if there is even a sight remote possibility that i could have the chance to experience this. if there is could you give me a hint as to what i would need to do first, i will figure the rest out from there.

 

[Principessa]

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Go to any website like the above and show him that squirting is normal if he is unfamiliar with it. You might want to show him some pissing clips to see the difference and make sure that he understands that it's impossible to piss during an orgasm!

Actually, It’s impossible for men to piss during an orgasm. It is very much possible for a woman to urinate during orgasm. Especially if she has already given birth vaginally. I think much of the confusion surrounding female ejaculation i.e. squirting comes from 1) Porn, where they usually fake it 99% of the time. 2) Many people women included have no clue how the female body works. I know until I have a problem with something requiring a doctor visit, I don't think about it. :redface: I'm just grateful that this magnificent machine called the human body works as well as it does. :smile:

OK, So, I was married for 18 years. Got married at 22 yrs old. I am now divorced and was dating a man for 9 months.

When I started dating him and we had sex, he told me I rocked his world. He hadn't ever been with a squirter. Now, he had to tell me what a squirter was. I know it sounds ridiculous but I didn't know that this wasn't common.

Don't feel bad kjmyrtle. The first time I squirted, I was 24 and a one night stand was performing oral sex on me. I wanted to get up to go to the bathroom. He was 10 years older than me, and had to explain to me that it wasn't pee and to just relax and let it go. :redface:

Never had any discussions with my girlfriends about it, I just assumed that was how everyone came.

The boyfriend and I broke up a month ago and now my concern for the future is whether or not I tell any man I'm with that I do this, or if I just let them find out when we are having sex. It can be messy, I don't want it to be a turn-off. Because I didn't know it wasn't common, I am kind of embarrassed by how intense it can be. If all guys would have the same reaction that this boyfriend had to it, I'd be OK with it but I'm not sure if that's the case.
Any opinions welcome. Thanks.
kj...

Men are like snowflakes, each one is unique and beautiful in his own way. I say warn him.

I always warn the guy but I also let him know I don't squirt everytime and that if I don't it's no reflection on him or his abilities. Also, I can't control when I squirt or how much, it just sorta happens. It can be kind of a pain if they start to fixate on making me squirt because then I get tense and can't even cum let alone squirt. :frown1:

 

[kjmyrtle]

Yeah, that is the way it is with me, if I am completely relaxed and into the moment, it happens everytime. With the former boyfriend, after he explained it to me, and he loved it, I was always comfortable and it always happened. He used to say, you can go to work today and look around you and smile knowing you are having better sex than most of the women around you. It can happen multiple times in one night of sex.
I can see where men would be concerned about it being pee, I can tell you that there is a difference in the feeling of it. The intensity is stronger and it feels like there's a work up to it, when it happens it isn't just a stream...and when it's really good the next day I can even ache in the rib cage from the intensity.
I'm looking forward to my next encounter now, and think I will decide in the moment whether to tell or not.

 

[kazooplayer]

It's not piss. Female ejaculation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Although - as NJ stated - do piss during orgasm, it is a unique syndrome, unrelated to female ejaculation.

[digression] Oddly, though men are incapable of pissing during orgasm, I find if I'm about to cum with a full bladder, I hold back because it feels unequivocally like pissing; if I hold it back and then go to piss later, it, oddly enough, feels like cumming. The male body [/digression]

 

[vlls]

dont listen to kotchanski.... as a guy i can tell you that squirting is one of the hottest things in the world.... if u tell the guy before u have sex with him... hell probably be more willing to have sex with u

 

[SortaBig]

Had two -- one squirted a LOT very regularly, the other occasionally. Interestingly both were SOAKING wet the rest of the time. That seems to be a good indicator.

I found it by surprise on the first and thought it was hot. The second I was able to recognize it and help her enjoy it, too!

 

[Starman27]

My gf randomly squirted one time without ever telling me and it was the hottest thing I have ever experienced. Not all guys will have my reaction though, so I would encourage talking about it beforehand. Open communication is the key to all good relationships. I have started asking her to not hold back and squirt more for me, I love it so much, and any guy or girl who thinks its gross or whatever is ignorant. That's like saying a man's cum is piss.

 

[kjmyrtle]

Sounds like even if I do warn beforehand the sex will still be incredible. I can't imagine someone getting up and walking out on me or something like that, but tell me Kotch, what was a bad reaction? Do they just think it's pee and that's why the bad reaction?
The guy I dated didn't say anything to me in the moment, he told me later. I loved that it rocked his world.

 

[kjmyrtle]

OK, First encounter yesterday since boyfriend and I broke up. It was simply me being fingered, no sex, and I found myself afraid to let go, I still was very wet, and wanted to let go but didn't. I did end up telling him afterward about the squirting, it was uncomfortable saying it. I do feel like I need to tell them beforehand, wish there was some ladylike or even sexy way of putting it, and then having to say, it's NOT PEE, sounds ridiculous.
I think I am just going to have to go into any encounter with the attitude, like others have noted here, if they don't like it then f*** em'.. LOL...how's that for ladylike?

 

[Principessa]

I've had mixed reactions, everything from guys cumming instantly to smacking seven shades of shit out of me for it (that was only the one guy, but he isn't the only one to have hit me for it)

The problem is, that while MOST guys on this forum are experienced, open minded and relatively sane, not all guys are, and many believe it is pee, and will react accordingly. For some that means stopping, cleaning himself up and having a cuppa, for others, that means at the very least a slap in the face and lots of shouting.

I love it, guys I'm with *now* love it, I've been with too many who didn't understand it and didn't want to, to not tell guys before hand.

I agree, in my case it just took that one negative reaction for me to learn my lesson.:redface: