Squirting

[ArtAppreciation]

I’ve let my guy finish on my face a few times and would really like to have a similar experience to his. You know, blasting him in the face and saying ok babe you should probably go take a shower now

 

[MickeyLee]

What you want to do does not happen unless you want to pee on someone. If you wanna pee on someone I suspect you know how to do that

BTW If some guy told me "ok babe you should probably go take a shower now" I would remove his testicles with my bare hands. Minus any anesthesia.

ETA: the video clip. Overacting and urinating. She's a camgirl. She is selling a performance for men who want to see a big show.

Same thing we tell the dudes: Porn is not real

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I have a womanizer and have sold many

 

[AlteredEgo]

If it gushes out, that's it. If it shoots out, it's probably urine.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

If that’s not Gatorade, I’ll have a Diet Pepsi, please. Maybe hold the butter on my popcorn to be safe. Nothing yellow.

 

[ArtAppreciation]

If it gushes out, that's it. If it shoots out, it's probably urine.

That’s ... wow. I’m trying to get my head around this. So if it gushes out but doesn’t shoot out, that’s squirting and if it shoots out, it’s pee. Haha sweet! I will just have to tell my guy that I was educated by some fun and friendly chicks online and that squirting involves gushing, not water-gun like force.

Thanks for the info bc now I don’t need to keep striving for somehing that’s impossible unless I’m actually urinating. Thanks for the enlightening input on this thread!

 

[ArtAppreciation]

What you want to do does not happen unless you want to pee on someone. If you wanna pee on someone I suspect you know how to do that

BTW If some guy told me "ok babe you should probably go take a shower now" I would remove his testicles with my bare hands. Minus any anesthesia.

ETA: the video clip. Overacting and urinating. She's a camgirl. She is selling a performance for men who want to see a big show.

Same thing we tell the dudes: Porn is not real

This is incredibly helpful. I thought I had come across real squirting and that I needed to next sort out how to achieve that kind of trajectory force. I’m not sure why I didn’t see it before but now I understand. Grateful for the insight ladies

I’m wondering about the situations that the women on here, who do squirt, find themselves in. Does it happen during sex, do you masturbate and do it alone, just curious. Also if you have had a guy with you, what have you come across in terms of how they react to you squirting? I’m kind of nervous and we haven’t watched any squirting porn together (probably a good thing based on what I’m learning on this thread.

And I don’t judge but I think someone called theirs a slutty history with other women XD Would you mind sharing what your experiences were like? Partner reactions plus any details on how the squirting occurs would be amazing. Really grateful for all the input

 

[918177]

Flapping here.

*spidey senses tingling*

 

[AlteredEgo]

What you want to do does not happen unless you want to pee on someone. If you wanna pee on someone I suspect you know how to do that

BTW If some guy told me "ok babe you should probably go take a shower now" I would remove his testicles with my bare hands. Minus any anesthesia.

ETA: the video clip. Overacting and urinating. She's a camgirl. She is selling a performance for men who want to see a big show.

Same thing we tell the dudes: Porn is not real

Does it happen during sex, do you masturbate and do it alone, just curious. Also if you have had a guy with you, what have you come across in terms of how they react to you squirting?

I only even ever tried like you did because it happened one day. I haven't had any negative reactions. There's usually a surge in dude's stamina or enthusiasm. It has never happened during oral, rarely (twice, maybe?) during masturbation. It is usually not a whole lot of fluid, just enough to be inconvenient if unprepared, but there was a huge amount of liquid one time. I seem to need an extremely high level of arrousal, or to be backed up, stiff lower abs, and g-spot stimulation.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I'm getting these tingles everywhere all over my body but they're not orgasmic and I thought bonfire said fapping here instead of flapping here I don't know I don't know I don't know what's going on but the tingles....oh them tangles

 

[MickeyLee]

It's been a long as time since LPSG has a squirting thread. Squirt was all the rage for a while then, like all trends, it sort of faded into the background.

Kinda sad to still see so many misconceptions about how women's bodies work and why they work.

The following is for educational purposes only. Anyone caught frapping to this information will be visited by the Fairy of Orgasmic Famine. You will not see another orgasm for a long damn while.

What I know of squirting. *ahem* A ramble by ML.

Experience: Being really slutty. Working in a Women's Health Center that focused on sex-positive education and outreach. Working in an adult emporium and talking to an insane number of women about what gets them off and how.

I have noticed three styles of what I call female ejaculation.

1. The Pulse: A clear, slippery liquid ejaculate. Originates from the urethra, in small pulses that coincide with orgasmic contractions. Taste is nothing to sweet, the scent kind of musky. I suspect there is a congestion of fluid that builds up in the small glans encircling the urethra. Orgasmic contractions compress the urethral sponge and force out the fluid. To me, this is full legit female ejaculation since it most closely mimics male ejaculation. The idea of tying women's sexual response to something that necessarily correlates with the male response is a bit annoying to me.

How this was achieved. Most of the time the woman was on her back, with her legs pulled up and her knees angled out. Orgasms were built and teased for an extended time. Both clitoral and g-spot stimulation. The final orgasm, the one that produced the female ejaculation, was mostly g-spot massage.

2. The Gush. A flood of fluid expelled from the vagina by intense orgasmic contractions. The fluid can be clear, frothy, or creamy. Taste is. well, like pussy to sweet to milkish. How I think it works: depending on position and activity natural female lubrication pools in the cul-de-sac/posterior fornix. The contractions of orgasm collapse the vaginal barrel and push the fluid up and out.

How, I've seen the gush most often when a woman is laying on her back, with her hips up. I've also seen the gush after a woman changes positions, so it can happen independently of orgasm. Deep stimulation of the fornix seems to be the key to triggering a gush. The resulting *for the women I've been with* full body orgasm produces the type of deep vaginal contractions needed to push the fluid forward. Happens mostly during some type of toy play or fisting, with the gush happening around the toy/my wrist.

3. The Flood. This has happened just before orgasm or just after. And it looks like what it's called. A flood of fluid running down from or out of the vagina. To me, this is the hottest of all female ejaculation. Very erotic if it happens while you are going down on a woman. The taste is almost always sweet, the scent is sweet and almondy, very slippery, the perfect lube. My guess is the woman producing the flood is at full arousal, both body and mind. She's lost in the pleasure and wonderfully focused on feeling her orgasm and her arousal.

I've encountered the flood in various positions, triggered by all different types of stimuli. I believe The Flood is just something a woman does. The only external required is an attentive partner she trusts. It's extremely erotic to witness and be a part of.

Then there is pee. Orgasmic incontinence happens. Nothing to be embarrassed about. I consider it good form to let your partner know if you have had orgasmic incontinence in the past. I'll not object, it's just a matter of throwing down some extra towels. I'm a grown-up, I can handle a lil pee.

What you see in porn amateur and pro is urinating. There just isn't an organ that can hold that much fluid other than the bladder. It's not a matter of female prostaticIf fluid backing up into the bladder. And the bladder is a sealed organ protected by two urethral sphincters. If fluid could back up into the bladder would be at risk of bladder infections everytime she took a bath. So people claiming anything more than a couple of teaspoons of fluid are talking about pee.

That's it. TL/DR

Ladies can squirt. It's nothing like porn. You can do it or you can't. Don't let men pressure you into or feel bad because you don't.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Let's not forget the Bartholin glands which are on each side of the vaginal opening that produces the clear slimy pre-come looking lubricant

 

[MickeyLee]

Let's not forget the Bartholin glands which are on each side of the vaginal opening that produces the clear slimy pre-come looking lubricant

True that.

The Bartholin twins, I suspect, are playing a primary role in the Flood style of FE.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I wish I could remember the article that I read it's been years ago I would say 7 years ago or so it was right after I had my hysterectomy. I noticed that my vaginal walls when stroked properly during sex would just get very very wet with a watery fluid. Things felt good but I wouldn't call them orgasms and I knew it wasn't coming out of my urethra but anyway does article two goes on to describe how the vagina walls will begin to almost sweat with lubrication when properly aroused especially fast it responds to that. So some of the Milky and or creamy fluid coming out of the vagina can be completely independent of orgasm. It could simply be just our normal vaginal fluids for that time of the month. And the vagina is a self cleaning organ which produces discharge as a part of the cleansing process. That can build up to and come out during penetration of any sort

 

[ArtAppreciation]

Mickey Lee, that was a phenomenal post and I saved it in a notes file. I’ve learnt more on this thread in two days than I did over five years of googling.

 

[ArtAppreciation]

On another note, does anyone have an opinion as to why scientists still can’t come to a consensus on this? Is female sexuality just preposterously understudied and the studies that are done...?

I just don’t get it. I stopped reading ‘scientific’ articles about female ejaculation because I was tired of reading doctors who insist that it’s just pee.

 

[MickeyLee]

I think maybe the rarity of female ejaculation makes it harder to study. It's not easy to find a group of self-described female ejaculators. Finding a non-biased group to put up the money and time is rarer still. There almost always an initial bias of the people running the study. They are either looking to confirm FE or dash any idea of women being able to ejaculate. Heaps of people are making heaps of money off of FE, from porn producers to sex-positive gurus preaching the superiority of FE and the toys, they happen to sell, that will make any woman FE.

Sadly the stigma of a sexually confident woman, the whole slut-shaming thing, is still a thing. Unless FE is presented as something a man can do to a woman to prove she achieved orgasm there is not much interest in knowing the exact how and whys. Hell, I think the Bermuda Triangle is less threatening/mysterious than the pink triangle to most people.

Medical studies, in general, have failed women. It's only recently that women have been used in case studies. That's why there are so many mysteries surrounding the female body. Like heart conditions. Almost all research and treatment studies were conducted on men. Women have different symptoms of a heart attack and need different treatment. As more women demand better treatment and fair representation in medical research, and as women move up the ranks of scientists in the field, there will be more accurate and in-depth exploration of the female body as a whole. Not just a hole.

Damn, I am rambly today.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Sometimes it is pee. I saw this masseuse one time he told me that he's able to make women squirt now let me tell you I wasn't paying for this session we met up on the pretenses of a sensual massage anyway I did not let him try on me just so you know. But I noticed when he was done rubbing my body and he threw the towels in a closed laundry bin that as soon as he opened it it smell like the worst rotted urine smell from all the P covered towels that were quote-unquote squirts

 

[MickeyLee]

I wish I could remember the article that I read it's been years ago I would say 7 years ago or so it was right after I had my hysterectomy. I noticed that my vaginal walls when stroked properly during sex would just get very very wet with a watery fluid. Things felt good but I wouldn't call them orgasms and I knew it wasn't coming out of my urethra but anyway does article two goes on to describe how the vagina walls will begin to almost sweat with lubrication when properly aroused especially fast it responds to that. So some of the Milky and or creamy fluid coming out of the vagina can be completely independent of orgasm. It could simply be just our normal vaginal fluids for that time of the month. And the vagina is a self cleaning organ which produces discharge as a part of the cleansing process. That can build up to and come out during penetration of any sort

If you ever stumble across the article I would love to read it. I like knowing why my body does what it does. Especially the parts that give me orgasms.

I should have specified in my post that when I mention the FE I am describing a considerably more body fluid than is typical of the vagina or the vagina during orgasm.

Cuz cooters are juicy by design. Hence, the squish mitten was coined.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Also you can find the single scientific study that was done on the subject but there were only 7 participants I believe such a small portion of the female population it doesn't matter what they found in the article it doesn't represent anything to do with its frequency in the population.

But a large majority of women especially those who have had to push a baby out can have some urine leakage very easily which can sometimes be mistaken for squirting. My urologist who had to go in my bladder with a camera through my urethra thank God they knocked me out anyway he said there is nothing that can hold a large volume of fluid other than the bladder and strangely he said the amount of women that are said to be able to do this are also the same percentage of women who have urine leakage.