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If you ever stumble across the article I would love to read it. I like knowing why my body does what it does. Especially the parts that give me orgasms.

I should have specified in my post that when I mention the FE I am describing a considerably more body fluid than is typical of the vagina or the vagina during orgasm.

Cuz cooters are juicy by design. Hence, the squish mitten was coined.

If it doesn't sound like macaroni and cheese when you're done with her you've done something wrong
 

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My brain didn't need a sexual association between mac & cheese and a well-fucked pussy.. but now that is has one? Pretty damn cool.

Pity the boy the next time he makes homemade mac & cheese. He's not gonna know what hit him.:imp:
 

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I can't remember where I heard that but it will kind of grossed me out at first too but just think about the sounds that macaroni and cheese Meek and then when you're like you know doing the deed and what not.
 

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Just my own experience, but I have only become a "squirter" in recent years and now consistently with my current lover.

Using the previous ladies terminology, (fabulous info and descriptions btw). I experience a flood. At first, it was only from manual stimulation but now it can happen in any position and with numerous forms of stimulation, and I have absolutely no control over it.

For me, I think it's a combination of feeling completely comfortable and confident in my sexuality and his responsiveness to me. He loves it!!
 

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Am I the only one here who doesn't mind having dry orgasms I mean I'm just rubbing my clit anyway to get off I don't even pay attention to my vagina when I masturbate it gets completely ignored sometimes I'll have my husband give me a little G-spot stimulation with his fingers while I rub my clit that produces the best orgasms ever. But it never happens during penetration. But anyway I'm glad that I can just roll over and go to sleep and not have a wet bed I am a very Persnickety person I would not want to have to wash the sheets every time we have sex. Hooray for non squirting for me I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything my orgasms are the bomb. All orgasms matter. Lol
 

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I am not a squirter. I have no desire to be a squirter. If the orgasms are really that much better I would probably dislocate a joint or die. Or both. Dislocate something then die. Regular orgasm charlie horses are bad enough.

I get pretty damn wet. I am human Astroglide. If I just go for a clit it and quit it orgasm, I am all good with being damp and rolling over for a nap, or going on about my day with a quick swipe from a washrag. If I am going to get into any penetration I know I am going to make a mess, throw down a towel.
 
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As a squirter I actually don't mind a moist orgasm rather than squirt.
I'm pretty fastidious about my bed and I'm NOT laying in a wet spot so
that means stripping the bed, putting them in the washing machine and putting on new linens...
having a shower...etc....*sigh*
Even if I lay on a towel it still follows the same routine.
For a quick wank or when energy is really low, squirting is too much fucking trouble.

I'm a lazy fuck = can squirt but chooses not to cuz...laundry.
 
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I’m a squirter. I’ve squirted during sex and fingering. It’s never been this massive explosion of a waterfall, but it sprays out. I always know when it’s about to happen because it builds like an orgasm. I don’t always squirt when I cum or have sex. It’s an angle I have to hit perfectly.
 

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To me, squirting does nothing to enhance orgasm. Alone, it inconveniences me, but not terribly. It seems to excite partners. It is an occasional symptom, or precursor of orgasm. Nothing more or less.

I most commonly experience what Mickey Lee described as #3, the flood, right before orgasm. I have had male partners stop or ejaculate because they thought that was my orgasm, even after being told on multiple occasions that it is not. I think of it more as a small spill, like a shot glass being tipped over. Mine smells like rasins. I have no idea what it tastes like. I mean, I've tasted it, but I do not remember.
 
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I had a long term partner who was a bit OCD/a germaphobe and he hated it. Hated it. Grossed him out. In order to not interrupt the action, I'd actively try NOT to squirt. Can't tell you how many times that mental distraction would cheat me out of a good orgasm. Even though I'm no longer with him, I sometimes get in my own head about it. Pffft.
 

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I had a long term partner who was a bit OCD/a germaphobe and he hated it. Hated it. Grossed him out. In order to not interrupt the action, I'd actively try NOT to squirt. Can't tell you how many times that mental distraction would cheat me out of a good orgasm. Even though I'm no longer with him, I sometimes get in my own head about it. Pffft.
After what I have experienced, I'm chalking up every guy who dislikes pussy juice as gay and dumping them that second. Doesn't matter what else we have.
 

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I’m wondering about the situations that the women on here, who do squirt, find themselves in. Does it happen during sex, do you masturbate and do it alone, just curious. Also if you have had a guy with you, what have you come across in terms of how they react to you squirting? I’m kind of nervous and we haven’t watched any squirting porn together (probably a good thing based on what I’m learning on this thread.
I squirted only twice and I remember both because of the leg shaking orgasms.
Both;
- During sex
- After a long time building up emotionally. Knowing that it is going to happen but doing something else while thinking about it. A party and watching a movie together. I get really built up for the occasion.
- After loooong making out and foreplay.
- With girthy guys. One experienced and the other a teenie.
The experienced knew what to do. Where to pressurise the C and the G. Kept his hands and mouth busy. Definitely working his way to make me squirt. Happened during missionary.
Young gun was aware of his size but just wanted to pump his way to the peak. I had to be the conductor and do the pulling and pushing. It happened during scissors position which I also believe should be ideal between "slutty" girls. :)
I don't masturbate nowadays but no squirt during those days.

The experienced one had a victory smile, obviously and the other guy was clueless but surprised at the intensity. And as per Mickey's wonderful post, I squirted at level 1.

I hope this helps albeit based on a miniscule sampling batch.

Finally, if a guy told me to take a shower after ejaculating on my face, I'd tell sumbich to lick it clean and kick his sorry ass out of the door. Naked. Well, that's just me.
 

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Just my own experience, but I have only become a "squirter" in recent years and now consistently with my current lover.

Using the previous ladies terminology, (fabulous info and descriptions btw). I experience a flood. At first, it was only from manual stimulation but now it can happen in any position and with numerous forms of stimulation, and I have absolutely no control over it.

For me, I think it's a combination of feeling completely comfortable and confident in my sexuality and his responsiveness to me. He loves it!!
Can I ask how you brought this up with him? I’m not really that shy online, but for some reason being in person I have a harder time talking about things like this. I’m not sure what to say.

The communication between you and your current lover sounds excellent.
 

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I had to be the conductor and do the pulling and pushing. It happened during scissors position which I also believe should be ideal between girls. :)

I like your boss attitude

The experienced one had a victory smile, obviously and the other guy was clueless but surprised at the intensity.

:joy: :joy:

So you’ve only done it in bed? I make such a mess I prefer to do it in the shower. It will go through to the mattress pad XP
 
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If it gushes out, that's it. If it shoots out, it's probably urine.

The 2 most useful sentences I’ve come across to help me try and differentiate legit squirting from fake. Thanks @AlteredEgo
 

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Insofar as addressing it with a partner, sometimes letting it just happen will do.

I was “lucky” and the squirting happened in video play while he was away.
The response was in the oh my god, that’s beautiful range.
We tried to get me that wound up at other points, but it can be tough for me to orgasm in general, and to gush/squirt right before is rarer still.

So, video play since then has netted one, and a session where he wisely said, it doesn’t have to happen.

Come to think of it, he’s very good with “if it happens, great, if it doesn’t, let’s have fun anyway.”
Knowing his expectations v desires is freeing.
 

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Come to think of it, he’s very good with “if it happens, great, if it doesn’t, let’s have fun anyway.”
Knowing his expectations v desires is freeing.

Thanks for your input Scarlet. It sounds like you and your partner are both incredibly compassionate and sweet to each other. I especially enjoyed reading your comments about him on the ‘She Won’t Admit She Likes It’ thread. Especially the gentle chiding and playful redirecting :)

I know my brain gives him hard ons.

Is there a clapping emoji on here? I’ve looked but haven’t found one
 
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