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  1. FUNINTHESUN

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    I Found This Funny... I Have Never Started A Thread But Here Goes.... My Current Gf After A Session Of Pounding Her Deep Rolled Over And Told Me That I Remind Her Of Star Trek.... So I Looked At Her In A Bewildered Way And Said What Do You Mean???? She Said "you Have Gone Where No Man Has Ever Gone Before" I Got A Good Laugh Out Of That...:)
     
  2. Alex Chambers

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    Your girlfriend isn't one of those green-skinned Orion slave girls, is she?
     
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    I thought you were going to say that she then complained about the clingons on your starboard buns.
     
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    Thats a nice thing to have a woman say ! Congrats!:smile:
     
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    if you need a second opinion.. LET ME KNOW !!.. STUD...
     
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    "He's not really dead, as long as we remember him."
     
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    Apparently you've already got the living long part....now all you need to do is prosper.
     
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    You Guys Crack Me Up... You Are Too Funny And I Luv Your Sense Of Humor!!!! That Is One Reason I Am Here!!!!
     
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    She thought that you'd say, "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!" ?
     
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    No applause is necessary--just throw money. Seriously. I'm broke and I could use the cash.

    I love a good Star Trek reference--especially a reference to the original crew--the more obscure, the better.
     
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    What about phaser burns or your photon/quantum torpedoes?

    Ka-plach! Excuse me, my Klingon's a bit rusty.

     
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    Ex used to tell me the same thing. From what I hear I still hold that record as far as she is concerned. Best compliment I ever had.
     
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    Aye! but it's becoming critical, Captain. She can't handle it!!
     
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    Instead of "Peace and long life", she got a long piece from a lifeform.

    "Phasers on stun"
     
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