Star Trek

I Found This Funny... I Have Never Started A Thread But Here Goes.... My Current Gf After A Session Of Pounding Her Deep Rolled Over And Told Me That I Remind Her Of Star Trek.... So I Looked At Her In A Bewildered Way And Said What Do You Mean???? She Said "you Have Gone Where No Man Has Ever Gone Before" I Got A Good Laugh Out Of That...

 

Your girlfriend isn't one of those green-skinned Orion slave girls, is she?

 

I thought you were going to say that she then complained about the clingons on your starboard buns.

 

Thats a nice thing to have a woman say ! Congrats!:smile:

 

if you need a second opinion.. LET ME KNOW !!.. STUD...

 

"He's not really dead, as long as we remember him."

 

Apparently you've already got the living long part....now all you need to do is prosper.

 

You Guys Crack Me Up... You Are Too Funny And I Luv Your Sense Of Humor!!!! That Is One Reason I Am Here!!!!

 

She thought that you'd say, "I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!" ?

 

No applause is necessary--just throw money. Seriously. I'm broke and I could use the cash.

I love a good Star Trek reference--especially a reference to the original crew--the more obscure, the better.

 

What about phaser burns or your photon/quantum torpedoes?

Ka-plach! Excuse me, my Klingon's a bit rusty.

 

Ex used to tell me the same thing. From what I hear I still hold that record as far as she is concerned. Best compliment I ever had.

 

Aye! but it's becoming critical, Captain. She can't handle it!!

 

Instead of "Peace and long life", she got a long piece from a lifeform.

"Phasers on stun"