Starbucks

[hungandquiteproud]

Was told today by a barista passing through:

"I love it. It's so big."

"You know, I like big ones. I mean, sometimes I like a small one every now and then, but I like big ones a lot better."

She was talking about my laptop, you pervs.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I like my women the way I like my coffee.

Over the counter in Starbucks.




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[BUSTERHYMAN]

I used to love going to Starbucks to look at some sexy milfs getting their tits out.

But, apparently, 'that's not what the free Wifi is for'




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[hungandquiteproud]

I wanted to hate fuck a barista or two.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Starbucks isn't really that expensive when you compare it to how much Victoria's Secret charge per cup!



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[hungandquiteproud]

Yeah, you get a cup for free after paying for 12. Strippers could take a wise lesson from that in this economy!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Since Bin Laden's death, America have created a new drink called the Bin latte.
It contains whipped cream on top and two shots.











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[BUSTERHYMAN]

FOX News: Dwarf gets fired from Starbucks

I guess his contract was cut short.

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Busterhyman sits down with his coffee. But then learns their Wi-Fi is down. He wants a refund for his coffee.....