Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

[B_Nicodemous]

FancyPants has been known to give blowjobs for free, all day long...but only to people who speak fluent Klingon...

What a nerd!

Lol

*I speak semi fluent Klingon but she wont even give me a half bj,,,sigh

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Nicodemous76 goes to the beach to pee in the water after a long sucessful day of beating his meat in various elevators.

 

[willow78]

When xmarks gets an erection, he ties a piece of canvas to it, lays on his back in the bath and pretends to be a yacht.

 

[B_stu.kay823]

Is that why the bolt of canvas went missing willow? Talk about hand in the cookie jar.

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

I don't know about a hand in the cookie jar but stu is tempting all the lovely women of LPSG with the forbidden fruit...

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

The T S A found out at the airport that FancyPants likes Pepsi


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[B_Nicodemous]

Busterhyman was escorted off the zoo lot for asking strangers to throw the animals from the tide pool exhibit at his genitals!

He may have evaded capture, but his continued screams from that well aimed sea urchin were fairly loud and the authorities had no problem tracking him down.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

nicodemous76 has a mangina......

 

[Not_Punny]

BUSTERHYMEN thinks that fucking virgins will cure his panty, I mean, panic attacks.

 

[B_Nick8]

Oh, my god. Not Punny and I go way back and what she did is so bad, I mean, soooo bad, that not only am I sworn to secrecy but she would literally kill me if I told.

My lips are sealed. And so are hers, now.

 

[B_stu.kay823]

Nick8 has been on a hunger strike.

I don't know about a hand in the cookie jar but stu is tempting all the lovely women of LPSG with the forbidden fruit...

No forbidden fruit here. It's the fried ice cream!!

 

[B_Nick8]

Nick8 has been on a hunger strike.

It's true that I don't eat a lot, but I have not been on a hunger strike. :biggrin1:

You, on the other hand, really have brown eyes and wear beautiful, green/blue colored contacts, and also a merkin when you go out in public to cover your shaved pubes. Don't deny it.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

nicodemous76 has inform me that Nick8 has an inverted penis...

 

[B_stu.kay823]

has had surgery

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

stu.kay823 can't figure out how to get nicodemous76 to ejaculate

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman use to be a millionaire, but he sent all of his money on paying 6' + women to beat him up and give him a handjob while wearing latex gloves dressed as construction workers.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

PIC of xmarksbreakdownx after a night out with stu.kay823

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

When we're all sleeping at night, Busterhyman is out hitting hookers with bats and licking toilets in Taco Bell

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

The last time xmarksbreakdownx had some ass was when his finger slipped through the toilet paper...

 

[verticalstick]

My cousins sisters boyfriends sister friend saw busterhyman trying to pimp out some midget trans hookers who flipped the script on him and beat him with giant dildos.