Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

FP says she is gonna need extra medical insurance if I use my dick as reference.

Like I said... Massive only WISHES he was......... :biggrin1:

 

[B_Nicodemous]

FancyPants has a hairy mole shaped mole and just above her left ass cheek. She flashes it at little old men.

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

Nicodemus just got hard thinking about my hairy ass-mole....

 

[Dylan_]

FancyPants has a third nipple.

 

[B_Nicodemous]

Dylan is really bald. He wears a toupee made of his shaved pubes. You can see hin testing the rug's adhesive's hold in his avatar...

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

nicodemous76 wishes his man was ripped like carrot top

Seriously look at this guy what the hell happened to him?

 

[B_Nicodemous]

He got into Ronald McDonalds secret steroid stash! LOL
*fyi i like my guess buff with pudge over them, like a running back gone to seed...MmmMmMm

Bustershyman is has a a suspicious rash spreading over his ass. He says he doesn't know where he got it, but my money is on the hobo down the block, the one withthe penchant for flashing, with the matching rash in his...well it's probably no one's biz...

 

[fire77]

nicodemous is not gay.

 

[willow78]

Willow routinely gives people food goodies laced with meds that cause oily discharge, frequent uncontralable flatulence, and an inabillity to control bowel movements...right before taking them to a LOL comedy. Then he waits for the first gut busting belly laugh and ensuing explosion...

LOL, but the OP said RUMOUR, not truth.....

"fire77" gets her user name from what she does with ping-pong balls and how many.....

 

[B_stu.kay823]

Willow's really an apathetic canadian teenaged girl

 

[pcghabsy]

Some say, he has silicone implants on his penis.

 

[B_Nicodemous]

nicodemous is not gay.

Damn why didn't anyone tell me before!:tongue:

LOL, but the OP said RUMOUR, not truth.....

remind me to never go to the movies with you!:wink:

Some say, he has silicone implants on his penis.

Those are on his balls.

pchasby has a fear of wall to wall carpeting and foods starting with the letter "C".

 

[B_stu.kay823]

Some say one of his legs gets longer when he sees a handsome man ...

 

[B_Nicodemous]

Some say one of his legs gets longer when he sees a handsome man ...

So that's why they got longer when they I saw you!:wink:

Stu is really an albino albanian dwarf from who, on alternate sundays, likes to dress up as Margaret Thatcher...

 

[parchissi]

Nico baby has returned the airfare tickets I sent him - he found out I was living with a bunch of roo's.

 

[B_Nicodemous]

Parchissi doesn't live with roos, but wallabies in drag as roos.

True facts.

 

[B_stu.kay823]

Some say that he is really the brainchild of a two-metre tall Yorkshireman and that his salary is paid in strong pornography

 

[parchissi]

I heard on the news today that stu.kay had applied for a sickness benefit and is now up for fraud - with a 3 month jail term given.

 

[B_stu.kay823]

Parchissi is a luthier!

 

[fire77]

I heard on the news today that stu.kay had applied for a sickness benefit and is now up for fraud - with a 3 month jail term given.

I heard on the news today that pachissi is the benefit officer who granted stu.kay a sickness benefit and wavering the 3 month jail term. :biggrin1: