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Buster awoke to find he had fallen asleep leaving his penis in a vacuum pump, on and still going. He spent the rest of the week waiting for the swelling to subside enough to crawl from the tubing.

He made a note to himself not to attach his penis to the pool pump again.
 
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Xmarks can tell the flavor of any kind of pop sickle stick just by sitting on them as he jerks off to Willie Nelson videos

San Clemente can do the thing thing, but he prefers to watch the music video, "she's Gone" by Hall and Oates.