I meet San Clemente in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" I asked San Clemente. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," I said to San Clemente, "I told San Clemente going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." San Clemente angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the I meet San Clemente in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again I told San Clemente. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," San Clemente says with his mouth full.