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[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman's Christmas tree that's covered in used condoms is the neighborhood eye-sore. I wish he'd at least move it from his front yard to is back yard.

 

[alcor972]

the other night... as I was cold... xmarksbreakdownx gently told me I could wear one of his jackets...
I randomly found in a pocket of this jacket a letter from a woman explaining that exceptionnaly... she had to pay him by check for the december month rather than in cash... with the check still attached to the letter...
when I googled the woman's name... miranda phalluslova... I found out she was the atlanta widows society (aws) president...
this society website indicated that xmark was the number one stallion... taking 10 000 $ a night...
I decided to fill the check in with my name... and went to my bank this afternoon with it...
xmark phoned me during the last hour to tell me he had lost an important document... and if I haven't found an envelop in his jacket...
I said no... and that I didn't see what he was talking about...

 

[deleted931509]

Alcor972 is only pretending to be black...

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

HugeGirth6's clit is so big, she just decided to pass as a man.

 

[fluffychocolate]

xmarksbreakdownx is planning to dress up as Lady Gaga for his company Christmas party. He's tired of going as Madonna.

 

[San Clemente]

Fluffy likes her clit tickled with a feather, goose down to be exact

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

My friend Xmarksbrakesdownx likes to paint clown faces on his penis before he makes love to San Clemente.

"He's a funny prick"

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman jizzes into the holiday eggnog at his local high school reunion party.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarkbrakesdownx had to leave his bitch San Clemente because he was into some weird stuff.
One night Xmarks came home and walked in on San Clemente shoving a lettuce up his ass Xmarks added it was only a third of the way up.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg!

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman's butt hole dripped jizz all over San Clemente's sofa.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I was jacking off to two porn stars 69'ing each other last night, when my wife Rilla walked in.

"You are disgusting, BUSTER!" she spat.

"Well, it's not cheating if you're watching other people have sex, is it?" I said.

"I don't care, just get San Clemente & Xmarkbrakesdownx out my house!"

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman can juggle 12 testicles in his mouth.

Sometimes while they're still attached.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarkbrakesdownx Went to a doctor and told he got a mole on the end of his prick.

Desperately Xmarks was like " it's driving me mad doc you've gotta help me get rid of it."

"Can you do that for me Doc??" Xmarks asked

"He said of course I can remove it, but I'm going to have to report you to the RSPCA."

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

San Clemente Only been in jail 5 minutes and he been fucked in the ass 3 times already.

Xmarkbrakesdownx Takes playing Monopoly too seriously..

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman does all of his Christmas shopping for his nephew at Starship.

He's going to be one excited 15 year old.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarkbrakesdownx Told me he has a real dilemma..


Xmarkbrakesdownx Asks me if Santa come down his chimney, should he spit or swallow?

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman writes Donald Trump erotica.

 

[San Clemente]

Xmarks licked Hillarys dusty vagina while she fingered his asshole

 

[KOES876]

SAN woman deep throated my huge cock and let me cum on her face

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

SAN woman deep throated my huge cock LOL LOL LOL




Just when KOES876 thought he was at the last end of the rope...


The last anal bead popped out....