Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarksbrakdownx last girlfriend Baddjack, what an asshole. Baddjack lipps weren't bad either.

 

[BaddJack]

Buster's going to Houston and trying to sell bogus Brady shots

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Hotman was fingering Baddjack ass the other night when Baddjack said, "Put another finger in." "But I've only got ten," hotman replied.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Anal sex is a lot like Hotman first car. Hotman didn't really want it, but Baddjack gave it to him anyway.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman keeps track of all the men he sleeps with by just taking one of their socks.

I'm not saying he sleeps around a lot, but he has over 50 pairs of MATCHING socks. The others he keep in a bin until he finds a match.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

What does Xmarkbrakesdownx say when he's about to go down on alcor really small cock?------ "Boner petite."

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

What does Xmarkbrakesdownx say when he's about to go down on alcor really small cock?------ "Boner petite."

Why is Xmarkbrakesdownx morbidly obese?


Because every time Xmarkbrakesdownx fucks alcor Xmarks eat's his candy..

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman is going to hide refugees in his basement, but only if they're willing to fuck him silly.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarkbrakesdownx Likes to hold his beer the same way he holds his girlfriend alcor.


By the cock..

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarksbrakdownx was on the train home last night when this absolutely gorgeous man Baddjack came
into the compartment, Xmarks couldn't keep my eyes off Baddjack.

Baddjack looked at Xmarks and said "What are you looking at"?

Xmarks said "Six to eight years, depending on how much you struggle"!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks This fuckin autocorrect when ur textin is a pain . I just text Baddjack asking for SEX tonight by mistake............I meant tomorrow !

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Alcor calls Xmarks penis 'The Pizza'.
It isn't twelve inches, but it is covered in cheese, and the occasional mushroom.

 

[BaddJack]

I responded to Buster that today was Super Bowl Sunday, and I was up for the big game

He just texted me that nobody's at the bowling alley he thought I was going to be at

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarkbrakedownx Cock smelt so bad that when Baddjack went down on it Xmarks farted and it was like a breath of fresh air."

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman uses Frebreze to keep his ass from smelling like cum.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

What do you want from me for your birthday?" asked Xmarksdrakdownx, "It has to be cheap."
Baddjack said, "A blow job would be great."
"No chance," Xmarks replied.
Baddjack said, "A blow job is free, Xmarks."
"A what job?" Xmarks asked, holding his ear.
"A blow job!" Baddjack shouted.
"Oh, Xmarks thought you said a nose job," Xmarks laughed. "Pull your pants down then."

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I heard that zebbaab has a 10 inch cock.



It's in his ass and belongs to Xmarksbrakdownx..

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman is so good at sucking dick, he can do it with his eyes closed.

It also makes it easier for him to low his dad.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks came home drunk the other night and he got into bed.



he started to rub her cock, finger her ass and suck her nipples.



That's when Xmarks realised he don't live at 2137 Liddell Dr. , Atlanta, GA....

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman writes Hillary Clinton themed erotica.