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[BUSTERHYMAN]

Baddjack Just made a video himself jacking off Xmarksbrakdownx with his toes...Nice bit of footage

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman gets a new boyfriend every time the old one dies.

I guess he's right, his pussy really is killing them.

 

[cjc3552]

xmarksbreakdownx is the official presidential fluffer. He actually pays for the honor.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Welcome to Inappropriate Club

First, cjc3552 just like to say that Xmarks cock tastes like shit...

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

cjc3552 Just found out his poodle has a latex allergy...How the fuck is he going to explain that to the veteran?

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman likes to jump rope after he has sex.

That way all the cum will run out of him, and he won't get pregnant.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

xmarksbreakdownx Girlfriend Baddjack likes it Doggy Style. Its great, because Baddjack fetches Xmarks paper and slippers afterwards.

 

[mako shark]

The last hyman buster saw was back in 1970!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

It's Xmarkbrakesdownx birthday today and it's the first he will be spending in prison, any way to keep his spirit up his girlfriend sent him a birthday card;

Happy birthday

See you in the shower

mako shark

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

mako shark Thought he was a great lover in bed until he found out xmarksbreakdownx has asthma

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman recent went into cardiac arrest from sucking too much dick.

Doctors expect he will make a full recovery.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarksbreakdownx was mortified when some guy cleaning his windows looked in the open window and saw Xmarks naked, watching porn and masturbating.



Thankfully after about ten seconds of shocked silence the light turned green.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman makes love to Skrillex music.

 

[BaddJack]

Buster is Oriental

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

When Baddjack and his girlfriend mako shark fuck upstairs, it's like an orgy.

Except Xmaekbrakesdownx has to play with himself.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman failed his sex test.

I'm not sure how, then he explained to me that technically he does't have a penis, it's small enough to be a clit.

 

[alcor972]

...
since xmarksbreakdownx left me after having found out I was cheating him... I've realized what I lost... and I'm a very sad man...
I decided to send him a love letter for him to be able to forgive me... and restart the relationship...
... so I asked busterhyman to help me... but he told me that there was no way he might write a love letter to a man... whatever the context might be... lol...
... then... I asked ro to help me... but he told me that I was just undergoing the consequences of my sins... and that he would pray for me... lol
... thereafter... I thought that hatt could have helped me to write persuasive sentences to convince xmarks to forgive me... lol... but he answered me that he would think to a woman while imagining the arguments... so that they would be inappropriate and without significative effect on xmarks...
... at last... I asked hunghorse... who favorably received my request... and wrote the entire letter for me... lol...
I used my best handwritting to copy the love letter... with just minor changes when I was judging that xmarks would recognize an extern influence in words supposed to have been gone out from my head... lol...
I've sent the letter this morning...
I'm waiting for xmarks' answer now... lol
...

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Alcor972 was a very good boy, every year at Christmas the fat man would come and visit Alcor with a full sack.



God Alcor hated uncle Otis.

 

[San Clemente]

Buster loves to jerk off constantly to Kellyanne Conway on CNN

 

[BaddJack]

Buster's latest flame "FADE" has trained him to fetch her tampon by simply pulling a string.