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[185248]

Once, just once a Roman guy said to me...Wanna see my Colossally, Colosseum like cock.

It was marinera, such a huge foreskin. I think a Gladi ate the rest. Not related to the Allig ...ate or.

Well, the joke was going somewhere.....then it went nowhere

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Someone left a carrier bag outside Vibrationzzz house so Vibrationzzz looked what was in there. Vibrationzzz was amazed, he never knew Adam & Eve Adult Store's sold dog shit.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Marinera Sucked off every man he dated. Oh what no, He mean sedated..,

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman doesn't quite understand how Redbox dvd rentals works.

He still tries to pay with sex.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarkbrakesdownx Was once removed from a hung jury...



He was the only one who had a tiny penis.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman likes to be fisted, but I think three fist are a bit extreme

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarkbrakesdownx girlfriend alcor972 started choking last night so Xmarks quickly pulled his cock out.



"How's that going to help?" asked the waiter.

 

[deleted300444]

Buster's wife XMarks prepared Buster's fav meal for their anniversay; fried foreskins.

 

[deleted1030587]

Unfortunately I've had to report prince albert dong to the moderators yet again. He knows what it's about... hint: canine related. I've already said too much.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients." But another voice kept saying, "Kubam, you are a veterinarian."

 

[San Clemente]

Buster on Fridays spins in circles wishing and hoping he turns into Wonder Woman

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

San Clemente's boss always tells him he never concentrate.
He's obviously never seen San Clemente when he's shaving Xmarks balls with hair clippers.

 

[deleted1030587]

Rather interestingly, I've formed a word cloud from all of BUSTERHYMAN's posts. His second favourite word is 'uppity.'

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Kubam gave his bitch Marinera such a good fucking to last night, Marinera couldn't help but bite the pillow.

It didn't work though, Kubam could still hear Marinera laughing.

 

[marinera]

When BUSTERHYMAN is short on magic mushrooms, he sniffs Vibrationzz' socks.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I was in Rome the other day and I thought I'd spotted a superhero when I spotted a man running down the road in a cape....

Turned out it was just cheap bitch marinera who hadn't paid for his haircut......

 

[deleted300444]

Kubam is dressing up for Halloween early this year. He painted on black spots to look like a Dalmation. Woof woof.

 

[fluffychocolate]

Prince albert dong is such a special little prince that he crowns his cock every night before bed.

 

[deleted300444]

I heard that fluffy chocolate was sitting in a church pew drinking Mountain Dew while masterbating to her Pastor Buster.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

fluffy chocolate Likes to tie Prince Albert Dong to the bed and cover him in chocolate and caramel. She’s a dominatrix.