Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman has slept with 44 virgins.

All of them said that he was the worst ass they ever fucked.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarksbrakdownx just came down the stairs.


I didn't even know his stairlift had a dildo vibrate function.

 

[San Clemente]

Buster and xmarks love to share their stories of how they broke in their Jeff Stryker dildos on each other when they meet up for lunch bi monthly

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I Walked into a public bathroom and caught my friend San Clemente sucking liberace's cock..

I said "San Clemente that is disgusting"

San Clemente said "No it's perfectly normal"

"No San Clemente it's wrong you should have had that buried with the rest of him!"

 

[marinera]

BUSTERHYMAN is actually Jim Morrison under disguised identity.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman told me that no matter what anyone said, no one's cum will taste as good as his dad's.

Not even his uncle's.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Things that make people go "mmmmmmmmmmmm"? Xmarks Sucking you off as you are wearing duct tape

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks Asked San Clemente last night "how many men you slept with?"

San Clemente "just you Xmarks the rest like Vibrationzzz, Marinera, alcor972, Prince albert dong kept me up all night sucking there pricks"

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman has a hard time keeping his aunt and his wife apart.

Mostly because they're the same person.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarksbrakdownx Hates when San Clemente says the wrong name during sex.

San Clemente knows Xmarksbrakdownx name isn't Someone Help.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
and didn't know where to find them,
But a search revealed
they were in the next field
With Xmarksbrakdownx behind them.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman couldn't afford a fur coat, so he just made one with all of his shaved pubic hair.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

A local chicken farmer is hiring staff at $9.50/hour. Xmarksbrakdownx I told them about your experience handling small cocks. You start on Monday.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman fingers himself with KFC chicken fingers.

He said that way all the black men will want to fuck him.

It's not just gross, but also racist.

 

[deleted1030587]

xmarksbreakdownx has flecks of shit on his shoes. I'm not sure if it's his own excreta, just telling you what I heard.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarksbrakdownx Molested himself last night, Xmarksbrakdownx said no, but he knew he wanted it.....

 

[deleted1030587]

BUSTERHYMAN created an entirely new form of syphilis in his solitary pair of undies. Probably should have bought two?

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Kubam thinks that Dick Chaney is a sex symbol.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarksbrakdownx Learned a lesson today - when airport security say "empty your bag", they mean the one he was carrying.

 

[marinera]

[URL='https://www.lpsg.com/members/xmarksbreakdownx.526319/']xmarksbreakdownx assfucked BUSTERHYMAN and made him pregnant.[/URL]