Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

[fluffychocolate]

xmarksbreakdownx just realized what he's supposed to do with his penis.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

xmarksbreakdownx just realized what he's supposed to do with his penis.

Which is great, because Fluffychocolate just figured out what to do with her penis as well.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarksbreakdownx just had a shit that was that big it touched the water before breaking off. That's pretty impressive from the middle diving board.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Fluffychocolate thinks she's meeting my Italian friend fellatio tonight She's in for a surprise.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman wears stocking caps ironically on his ball sack.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Fluffychocolate asked Xmarksbreakdownx if he'd ever had sex before…. Apparently "not with people" was the wrong answer

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarksbreakdownx picked up alcor972 the other night and took him back to Xmarks house. As Xmarks lay back on the bed, alcor972 slowly unbuttoned Xmarks jeans and said, "Like a blow job?"

"Of course...", Xmarks replied, "but I must warn you, the last gay San Clemente gagged on my cock."

"Big is it?" alcor972 giggled.

"No, I never wash it."

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman likes to be fisted in the zoo.

Sometimes the monkeys get tired of it, they don't get paid enough bananas for that!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Today Prince Albert Dong saved Xmarksbreakdownx from choking. Prince Albert Dong pulled his cock out of Xmarksbreakdownx mouth.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman regularly fills his asshole with gummy bears.

It makes it easier for his son's friends to eat his ass.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarksbreakdownx Asked Fluffychocolate if they can do anal, Fluffychocolate Said 'no.....It hurts to much!'


'What hurts about wearing a strap-on' Xmarksbreakdownx thought.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman can sense when someone's dick is hard and ready for his hole.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Nothing is more awkward than getting a boner in an inappropriate place, like for example in your best friend Xmarks mouth.

 

[185248]

There was a guy called Busterhyman.,

who had a cousin called Simonthepieman.

Busterhyman said to Simonthepieman,

can I stick it in there?

Simonthepieman said to busterhyman,

Xmarks the spot.

So busterhyman found the slot,

did he find love?

No he did not.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Vibrationzzz Said cucumber make him burp a lot? He said he thinks he shoving up his ass too far?

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman told me he was going to celebrate Independence Day with his ass. I asked how and he said...

I'm going to get it spanked until it's red...
Filled with white cum...
And fucked until it's blue with bruises.

I guess you can't say he isn't patriotic.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks Just found out that he allergic to condoms.
Guess that explains he has itchy ass hole then.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

What's the first thing you should do when Vibrationzzz breaks his hip? Xmarks Said turn the bitch around and try a different position.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman can fit 5 Roman candles in his butt cheeks.

 

[NCbi09]

xmarks puts peanut butter on his dick because his dog enjoys it.