Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

[xmarksbreakdownx]

NCbi09's butthole whistles in the wind.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks Told NCbi09 he was so stressed that only a blowjob would help. NCbi09 asked Xmarks where he was going to find a dick to suck at this time of night

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

I'm not saying it takes a lot to get Busterhyman off, but his vibrator also doubles as his automatic garage door opener.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarksbrakedownx had a cancer scare when a lump was found on his testicles.



Turns out it was just his boyfriend Prince Albert Dong tongue piercing.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

0 "Come on, push! I can see a head..." said the nurse.



Then with a pop, it was all out.



"What is it?" Xmarksbrakedownx asked, his curiosity runnin wild.



"It's an action man, Mr ,Xmarksbrakedownx and you really must stop inserting random things into your rectum when you've been drinking."

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman doesn't need to drink to insert random things in his rectum.

He just needs to be alive.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarksbrakedownx Purchased a new toothbrush, He said the best thing about it is the girth."

 

[hannahbaby]

Busterhyman smells of egg farts

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

The last person hannahbaby had sex with had a really low IQ.



That Vibrationzzz is a dumb fuck

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Busterhyman doesn't need to drink to insert random things in his rectum.

He just needs to be alive.

Xmarksbrakedownx Has a hot date tonight.



Xmarksbrakedownx going to rest his hand on a radiator and masturbate.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman can 2 large basketballs in his anus after having sex for 48 hours straight.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Most men say they would prefer a bigger penis, but not Xmarksbrakedownx . He's been in jail for 6 days now and the smaller one's tend to hurt less he says.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman's cries when he ejaculates.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

alcor972 Said he loves how his asshole feels when Xmarksbrakedownx runs his tongue all around it.Cleaner

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman always keeps his 6 shooter with him.

I think it's a weird name for a dick, but it works for him.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

What's the difference between a joke and three cocks?



Xmarksbrakedownx Couldn't take a joke.

 

[alcor972]

buster often pays me to take a sexual prisoner role during his sexual intercourses with women...
I have to kneel in front of the embedded couple... naked torso... still wearing my blue jeans... hands bound in my back with handcuffs... lol... a black bandage on my eyes... a thin shining silver necklace hanging down through my pecs... where are written in white painting letters... "busterhyman sexual prisoner"...
the more buster observes me in that position while he's fucking a woman... the better he is at it...

 

[185248]

Alcor loves very much to tell his dirty tales of himself and Buster. I think sometimes he has his head in the clouds, observing more than just weather patterns. Buster is waiting for when Alcor falls asleep to nick his silver necklace to pawn it.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Vibrationzzz uses old carpet flooring to clean out his asshole.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Last Halloween I seen Xmarksbrakedownx dressed as a scarecrow trying to jack off in field. Poor fucker was clutching at straws.....