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[185248]

Some Camels have one hump, some two.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Some Camels have one hump, some two.

little miss vibrationzzz beat off on a tuffet with a dildo the size of his arm, along came Xmarks who's cock was much bigger and did him some permanent harm

 

[deleted1030587]

Busterhyman keeps insisting that 'cats are just gay dogs' and not a different species. Baffling.

 

[deleted300444]

Kubam is a secret cat lady. He has 100's of those gay dogs aka cats.

 

[Terriblackcherry]

Prince Albert Dong is actually Princess Alberta Gash

 

[jamesking_91]

Terriblackcherry uses phone receivers in phone booths as sex toys

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

jamesking_91 has been on "To Catch a Predator" three times.

 

[deleted1030587]

When @xmarksbreakdownx was vigorously wiping the other day his fingers punctured the toilet paper, he then absent-mindedly brushed his hand through his hair before washing. He looked and smelled like a skunk (Pepe Le Pewww!) for the rest of the day. I do wish he'd stop confiding in me.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Saw two hobo's having a '69' in the park earlier on.

Kubam was on crack, Terriblackcherry was on blow.

 

[185248]

Saw two hobo's having a '69' in the park earlier on.

Kubam was on crack, Terriblackcherry was on blow.

Buster cracked up because they took his bench to do it on.....so, he joined in and made it a threesome.

 

[deleted300444]

I am not one to gossip...but...I heard that Vibrationzzz was a former priest who used to knock up nuns every Sunday.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Prince Albert Dong has yellow stains on his teeth.

Weird since he doesn't drink coffee.

 

[deleted1030587]

Whenever xmarksbreakdownx visits a website he gets targeted ads for "The Very Best Of Gary Glitter." Which is in no way suspicious. At all.

 

[The Meat Rod Cometh]

Whenever xmarksbreakdownx visits a website he gets targeted ads for "The Very Best Of Gary Glitter." Which is in no way suspicious. At all.

His cock is secretly worshiped by an underground cult that sells cookies.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

The Meat Rod Cometh can sense when a women wants to peg a man, and always shows up to fulfill her need.

 

[9476]

xmarksbreakdownx uses fake pics. He's the only guy on here who uses pics of a guy with a smaller penis. He doesn't want to scare anyone. It's huge!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Aaron Cage grabbed xmarksbreakdownx cock and said, "Wow! Your dick wouldn't make a very good clock."
"Why?" xmarksbreakdownx asked, intrigued.
"Because I'd struggle to get a second hand on it," Aaron Cage replied.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I wouldn't say jpk338 is promiscuous, but since he been dating Xmarks they had more jumps than Kermit the Frog.

 

[1101550]

Busterhyman was a horrible student, one time he got constipated at school and he tried to work the problem out with a pencil.

Tinder swipes left on Busterhyman

Busterhyman doesn't know what the root note of the C major scale is

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

MrScary thinks that #alldicksmatter because he's a whore.