Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman loves fucking a nice pussy.

I just wish his apartment wasn't always covered in all the cat hair.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks never forget how alcor972 screamed when he flung open the curtain and caught Xmarks masturbating !

Xmarks certainly surprised that bitch as he was getting out of the shower.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman use to work at a sperm bank.

He got fired for drinking on the job.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I found Xmarks passed out with a plastic toy stuck a in his mouth, So I went over to him and said, "Look, your mouth is only for food."



I paused and then added, "And later on cock."

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman wanted to start a singing career.

All those years of smoking ruined his voice, so he decided just to get fucked by a lot of rappers instead. Almost the same thing.

 

[deleted1030587]

xmarksbreakdownx shat himself during his school nativity. He then rather cunningly picked up the stinking log that had rolled out of his trouser leg, pretended it was his lunchtime sausage roll, and nibbled on the end! Would have gotten away with it as well if not for the resulting cholera, typhoid, hepatitis, cryptosporidiosis, ascariasis, and schistosomiasis.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks was meant to be filming a porno scene with kubam he had a lit cigarette up his ass.



Xmarks told him he should sit it out.

 

[The Meat Rod Cometh]

Xmarks was meant to be filming a porno scene with kubam he had a lit cigarette up his ass.



Xmarks told him he should sit it out.

He was just too sexy for this site.

As for me, I am a rumor

 

[Nudistpig]

xmarksbreakdownx shat himself during his school nativity. He then rather cunningly picked up the stinking log that had rolled out of his trouser leg, pretended it was his lunchtime sausage roll, and nibbled on the end! Would have gotten away with it as well if not for the resulting cholera, typhoid, hepatitis, cryptosporidiosis, ascariasis, and schistosomiasis.

All my favourite Christmas time illnesses!

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Nudistpig uses ketchup for his high lighter make-up.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks Just found out that he's allergic to condoms. Guess that explains his itchy asshole then.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

The meat rod Cometh likes to get fucked in the ass Doggy Style. Its great, because he fetches Xmarksbrakdownx paper and slippers afterwards.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Is it wrong to fuck a turkey carcass, after its been warmed up in the microwave, if you use a condom and it's in the privacy of your own home?



My buddy Xmarks wants to know.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman loves a nice deep fucking.

I just wish my broom didn't disappear every time he gets horny.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks during the national anthem yesterday got down on both knees.

But not out of disrespect to the flag he was sucking off Atlanta Falcons quarterback.....

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman, refusing to be out done, then started to let all of the Lions take turns fucking him.

I guess that's why they lost the game.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

If my girlfriend Chlamydia went down on me as much as this Xmarks on kubam, I wouldn't be on here writing this.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman has fingered a lot of women in his time.

The things he goes through just to get their husband's phone numbers.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

San Clemente says he's already wrapped Xmarks Christmas present; what Xmarks always wanted apparently. Well San Clemente a fucking liar Xmarks said. Because you can't wrap anal sex.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman gets drunk just so he can have an excuse to get fucked by truckers in public places.