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[Lee_M]

On hot summer days San Clemente likes to fuck cold watermelons to keep cool

 

[1178303]

@San Clemente loves hard music. He goes hard on the dance floor but can’t get hard in bed.

 

[ColonelLingus]

allnitedontstop tried to take stock in foreskin made coats

 

[San Clemente]

Colonel wants to blow President Trump

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks was fucking San Clemente but Xmarks couldn't get him to swallow. So Xmarks came on bedroom window and let nature take its course

 

[deleted300444]

Its a medical mystery! Buster's hyman grew back due to lack of sex.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Prince Albert Dong Was a bad ventriloquist.



He used to his fingers up San Clemente ass and ask him not to say anything.

 

[185248]

It's Friday night, I need to work tomorrow. It's 10 pm...and Buster keeps hounding me to show my cock. Hence his avatar.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Vibrationzzz is just nervous because he doesn't have a cock to show.

 

[fluffychocolate]

xmarksbreakdownx was seen at clown emporium looking for clowns with small feet.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

xmarksbreakdownx was seen at clown emporium looking for clowns with small feet.

Yes I still couldn't find Fluffychocolate anywhere.

 

[San Clemente]

Xmarks just won runner up at the Ms. Cocksuker pagent in Vegas

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

San Clemente is the richest person in his trailer park.

You can tell because he sucked dick in Home Depot, and not Lowes to get discounts on the cinder blocks it sits on.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I asked Xmarks where I'd like to be buried? when he dies


Apparently "balls deep in San Clementer ass'' wasn't the answer I was expecting.

 

[San Clemente]

Buster just got rejected again for Rupauls Drag Race, they said he's not masculine enough

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Today San Clemente was told that he is a very sexy man.

By Xmarksbrakdown.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman can say "may I swallow sir" in over 40 languages.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

How can you tell if Xmarksbrakdown has recently had an erection? His ass hurts.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman sweats alcohol and KY Jelly

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I see Bill Cosby has been found guilty of drugging and molesting Xmarksbrakdown - the dirty bastard!