Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

[Russ311]

Well Prince Albert, you are the one supplying the crusty gouda!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I was told by Russ311 That Three hobos prince albert dong and Coconutz and srdude007 are eating from a trash can outside a circumcision clinic. prince albert dong says to srdude007 and Coconutz: "You're right, these onion rings ARE a little chewey!"

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman is curently wearing panties and a bra. This is nothing unusual though, the unusual part is that he's sitting in a crowded Starbucks wearing that and ONLY that.

 

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Busterhyman is curently wearing panties and a bra. This is nothing unusual though, the unusual part is that he's sitting in a crowded Starbucks wearing that and ONLY that.

Hey,I heard about that too, it was my understanding the Buster H snatched those items out of XMarks laundry basket. It is important to note, XMarks lives alone and isnt dating anyone.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

prince albert dong discovers a small growth under his foreskin.

But when he went to see doctor xmarksbreakdownx to see about it, Xmarks just laughed.

"You idiot prince albert dong , that's your penis!"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

prince albert dong discovers a small growth under his foreskin.

But when he went to see doctor xmarksbreakdownx to see about it, Xmarks just laughed.

"You idiot prince albert dong , that's your penis!"

prince albert dong oneskin lies over my twoskin,
My twoskin lies over my three,
My threeskin lies over my foreskin,
So Xmarks peel back my foreskin for me!

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman always asks his girlfriends on the first date they would like to be "Chris Browned"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Busterhyman always asks his girlfriends on the first date they would like to be "Chris Browned"

Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But Coconutz your dick is so delightful
And since there's no place to go,
Screw me slow, screw me slow, screw me slow!
Oh, you don't show signs of stoppin'
And by now, you've got Xmarks ass hoppin'
And since you don't have to go,
Screw me slow, screw me slow, screw me slow!
When you peter is clear in sight,
How it throbs with a lovely red glow!
But when Xmarks really holds it tight,
See how much more it will grow! Oh, Xmarks ass is slowly dying
And my dear, Coconutz you still keep trying
And now since I've seen Coconutz little dick grow,
Screw me slow, screw me slow, screw me slow!

 

[dude_007]

Buster is a cumslut

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Take Russ311 out for a ball, game
Take srdude007 out for a screw
Buy Russ311 some rubbers and Vaseline
russ311 don't care if srduude ass or mouth ever comes clean!
So it's ream, ream, ream til srdude007 teeth gleam
If russ don't score it's a shame
For it's one, two, three strokes russ311 out in
At the old ball, game!

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman uses dog shit as lube when he masturbates.

 

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Oh no! Poor XMarks is at the hospital emergency room getting stitches in his butt. Buster H and SRdude thought it would be fun to do double penetration in Xmarks ass. Actually, xmarks paid them as they needed the money for their easy bake oven business.

 

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Prince Albert Dong drinks alone at pub while messaging on his phone wondering where his LSPG buds are. So sad.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

prince albert dong Clampet (Beverly Hillbillies)



Let me tell you all a story 'bout a man named
prince albert dong Poor mountaineer, always kept his bitch xmarks in bed
Then one day, when he was shootin' at some food ...
And up through xmarks ass came a bubblin' crude
(blood, that is, hemroid, liquid people!)
Well the first thing you know, ol' prince albert dong jizz in Xmarks hair
Then Xmarks said, ", prince albert dong stick your cock in there!"
Xmarks said, "My ass is the place you oughta be."
So prince albert dong pumped Xmarks fifty times and added srdude007 and Coconutz to the family!

 

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XMarks told me that he likes to peep in the windows at Buster H's Trailor Home and watch buster and his new girl. Buster said he was in love and she was so different than any other girl he ever dated or fucked. Anyway, as they played naked twister, Xmarks was watching her from behind and then she turned around and like hotdamn, she had a big ol TEN inch uncut penis hanging down between her legs

We thought we knew Buster H, had no idea he was into shemales.

XMarkes walked away with a wet spot in his pink tights.

 

[744471]

Loves to sniff my brown ring.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Miss Carriage has been locked in a dressing room at JCPenny's for two hours with 17 dressed. They've had sex with all of them.

 

[744471]

That is true.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

That is true.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
MissCarriage.
MissCarriage who?
She loves a gang bang, she always will
Because a gang bang gives her such a thrill
When she was younger and in her prime,
She used to gang bang all the time.
But now she's older and turning gray
She only gang bangs twice a day!

 

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Buster H has a crush on Miscarrage.