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[Giacomo cavernosa]

Jackson pays Filipino hookers to dress up like Steve Urkel. After he comes, he makes them say: “Did I do that?”

 

[1175605]

Jackson pays Filipino hookers to dress up like Steve Urkel. After he comes, he makes them say: “Did I do that?”

HAHAHA

 

[Reg]

Jackson thought she was a Filipino hooker and he was laughing about how cheap the blow job was. After he unloaded down her throat Buster stood up and pulled out his cock and said "Your Turn"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

giacomo and vibrationzzz had a 34.5 earlier. It was meant to be a 69 but giacomo couldn't be bothered doing vibrationzzz.

 

[deleted1253403]

Busterhyman is too small to piss so has to use a glass

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Ringstretch uses his asshole to hide his valuables when traveling out of the country.

 

[deleted1253403]

Ringstretch uses his asshole to hide his valuables when traveling out of the country.

How did you know lol

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Ringstretch Asker if anyone else find that cucumber makes you fart a lot, or Ringstretch just shoving it up too far

 

[deleted1253403]

@BUSTERHYMAN lost his cucumber in my ass

 

[Reg]

Ringstretch was celebrating National Fast Food Day by asking Buster, Xmarks and Vibrationzzz to cum faster when he was blowing them.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Reg didn't realize just how dangerous inserting a eggplant into his ass for a sexual thrill could be. But the doctor's warned Reg he may damage his hemorrhoids

 

[Giacomo cavernosa]

Buster has a patreon account for a series of BDSM Hunger Games fan-fiction novels that he coauthors with his bedridden mother-in-law

 

[Reg]

Giacomo was going to the woods today to give blow jobs on the trail. He is celebrating National Take a Hike Day and he thought maybe there would be more to blow.

 

[798686]

Buster's been round to Theresa May's, trying to convince her to change Brexit into Sexit.

 

[Giacomo cavernosa]

Joll nicknamed his cock “socialism,” because there’s rumors that it’s amazing.. but he’s never actually seen it work

 

[Reg]

Giacomo was wearing a pink tutu and a crown. Buster asked him why and he said he was celebrating “National Princess Day”. He’s hoping to become a Queen one day.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Autocorrect is a bastard. Ringstretch Just text his pal Reg asking if he wanted to go an have anal sex down at the river! Ringstretch meant the canal.

 

[Reg]

Buster has had so many guys cum in his ass that the giant cream pie oozing out is lovingly called the canal of love by Ringstretch.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Ringstretch Has a real trophy girlfriend The names of the previous winners are all tattooed on Reg ass.

 

[Reg]

Buster was reading the tattooed names on Regs ass. Vibrationzzzz, Xmarks, Giacomo, Joll among others. He asked Ringstretch where his name was. Ringstretch said Busters name was tattooed on his cock. He was the first place trophy bitch.